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What's the story of poor people who don't borrow money?

In ancient times, there was a rich man. Although his family has thousands of hectares of fertile land and herds of cattle and horses, he is a miser who is afraid of grinding his shoes when walking and his mouth when eating. There is a poor man in the same village. His family is penniless, but he can't plan his life. As long as he has a few coppers in his waist, he can't sleep at night. So people nicknamed him "poor ghost"

One day, the poor man borrowed money from the miser. The miser said, "you are so lucky that you can't even save a penny." If I lend you money, I'm afraid you're lucky and in trouble. " The poor ghost said, "Although you lent it to me, I intend to use it." The miser said, "Let me tell you a joke. There is a man who is very stingy. He is not only stingy, but also has to have diarrhea at home. One day, he was going on a long trip. He was afraid that he would lose a lot of shit when he went to the toilet on the way, so he took a dog with him. On the way, the man really wanted to be convenient, so he sighed and said,' He who has no long-term worries will have near worries; A fool who worries too much will gain something. "It's true." After he went to the toilet, the dog ate his shit. But after a while, the dog also wanted to go to the toilet. The man pointed at the dog and scolded:' An animal that is not forced is really a poor creature who can't even pull shit. What money do you want to borrow? "