Are there any boring people?

There are many boring people. What are you going to do, see a joke?

Smiling is happier:

1. Recently, my girlfriend is always looking for trouble to quarrel with me! Later, I learned that her best friend always speaks ill of me behind my back, and everything will bring down the workers, who have no car or money.

The house was bought with a loan, and so on. ...........

Today, my girlfriend asked me to go to the boudoir to play with her, but I went in every way. Just entering the door, she brought her girlfriend into the bedroom without saying hello.

I hate it. I immediately went to the bathroom to pour out her intimate Fuyanjie, then filled it with mustard oil, Chili oil and essential oil, and then stirred it and put it back. ...........................

2. A bear and a dog go to buy sesame cakes.

The dog said, boss, I want fried eggs.

The bear said: I want it, too;

The dog said, I want it fried hard,

The bear said: I want it, too;

The dog said, please ask the boss to fry both sides for me.

The bear was about to speak,

The boss interjected: I know, so should you. Look at you, you still need to fry!

I met a girl who moved me at the hospital registration office.

At the head of her exclusive team, I am a few people behind her.

I tried several times to approach and strike up a conversation, but all failed.

Watching her take out the case book from the small window and turn it to me,

I know it's over or I regret it all my life,

This just blushed and timidly squeezed out a few words: "Are you sick?"