Ask for some jokes and common sense of life that are suitable for writing on the placemat.

The thrown brick may not produce jade, but it is likely to hit people.

The road to success is always under construction.

One thought is hell, one thought is heaven, and the distance between heaven and hell is between one thought.

The most serious injury is the cold weather, so I didn't bring any money when I went out!

I don't feel short of clothes only when I wash clothes.

Plato said: if you are unhappy, you will be unhappy, just let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

The "leftover female warrior" aged from 25 to 27-the "necessary guest" aged from 28 to 3 1 year-the "Monkey Judas" aged from 32 to 36.

A good horse never turns back, because there is no turning back.

I hope we can go home together, not send you home.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens. ...

I want to make up for free. I want to be ten years younger. I want to be not tired at work. I want to wait in line for handsome guys. I want to be omnipotent. I want to eat fat in the sea. I think clothes are not expensive.

Everyone in the world is chasing love, but love is like a polar bear. It's cute through the lens. In fact, when you get close to it, you will know what it means to want to die.

Children are always their own good, and crops are always others' good!

For the ideal that chickens should swim! Ducks will never understand!

Classics are always classics, and garbage can't be garbage forever.

What is the bottom? If everyone stops copying, that's the bottom!

Shakespeare said: Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

The best thing about wine is the worst taste!

My wish is to be a headmaster. Every day, I finish the tuition, eat hot pot today, spicy hot pot, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow, and pig bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Cheng praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life!

A man and a woman are talking on the phone. Man: "Is there any hope for our relationship?" Woman: "A key on the phone." The man was overjoyed: "Is it the replay button?" Woman: "No, it's hands-free. . .

My silence to you can silence the whole universe! ! !

Besides buying lottery tickets, how to get rich quickly and legally?

It wasn't until 18: 1 that I understood the truth that people are distinguished from others. 2. Struggle is the main way of human existence. Don't rejoice in things, don't grieve for yourself. Stay calm and avoid persistence!

A person in a humble room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

When disaster begins, family sacrifices will be remembered. . . .

I am fat, but I have a collarbone!