What is that girl talking about? Actually, it's ironic

The first sentence, if men and women haven't seen each other for a long time, and they are boyfriend and girlfriend, if boys ask girls, "Did you miss me?" Most girls will answer: "No, ghosts will miss you, but you think too much." At this time, what girls say must be ironic. It's not that she doesn't miss you, but that she misses you very much. It was only because of her face and shyness that she said she didn't miss you. Girls just like duplicity.

The second sentence, if a girl says she is sick and uncomfortable. And when you say you want to accompany her, she will definitely refuse you and say, "You really don't have to come over. I just need to sleep for a while and take some medicine. " She must be being sarcastic at this moment. In fact, when a person is sick, it is the most vulnerable time and the time when someone is most needed. And she will refuse you because she is afraid that you will refuse to accompany her. It is better not to give yourself hope. She is worried that it will delay your work and your work. Therefore, when a girl says that she doesn't need company, she often longs for someone to accompany her, talk with her, spend these boring days with her and get better with her.