Funny sentences that need to be typed

1, look at your back, I thought you could charm thousands of troops. I really underestimated you when you turned around. You are fully capable of scaring millions of heroes!

2. Girls are often so arrogant as to call themselves Lao Zi, but are there any boys so arrogant as to call themselves Lao Niang?

3, want to be your little sun, warm you when you open the forest, and heat you to death when you don't open the forest.

4. Are you Mai Shiranui's brother? No, I'm Mai Shiranui's brother. I don't know what to do.

5. "What are the benefits of long hair?" "Looking back is a slap in the face."

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

It's not that I'm indifferent, I can only chat with you at noon, because I'm afraid you will fall in love with me sooner or later.