Attractive humorous sentences

1, sorry, my fairy tale book is useless, the princess has run out.

2. Good morning, not good, whatever.

My super power is that everything is beyond my ability.

4, it is said that people in love will become stupid, I am so stupid, it is a pity not to fall in love.

Actually, I have a boyfriend, but he is unstable at present, and sometimes he can't dream.

6. I promise with my life that I will fall in love this year, but I haven't decided whose life to use.

7. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

8. The most touching thing that you and my girlfriend did was not to disturb my quiet life, which hasn't appeared yet.