Ask the waiter for a joke

"Waiter, your food tastes terrible. Call your manager! "

"Sorry, sir, our manager has gone out for dinner!"

"Waiter, I spent half an hour cutting your steak."

Take your time, sir. We won't close for two hours. "

"Waiter, I have been waiting for three hours!"

"If only all the guests were as patient as you!"

"Waiter, there is one in my soup." We don't have that waiter. Why is the turkey I ordered all skin and bones! "

"Shall I bring the skin up?"