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Teach you the art of speaking with high emotional intelligence
Teach you the skills of high emotional intelligence
1. Others say to you, I am going to work. Wrong answer, go ahead, go ahead. Correct answer, I'll wait for you to come back.
2. When someone tells you that you are late. Wrong answer, sorry. Correct answer, thank you for waiting for me.
3. Others ask you if you know how to drink. Wrong answer, no, no, I can’t drink. Correct answer, come on, I’m good at pouring wine.
4. When someone compliments you on your good looks and good looks. Wrong answer, no, no, thank you. Correct answer, I like discerning beauties and handsome guys like you.
5. Others say you are a bit short. Wrong answer, I don't care what your business is. The correct answer is, there is no way, it is all because of appearance.
6. Others say to you that they don’t realize how beautiful and temperamental you are. Wrong answer: I don’t think you’ve gone anywhere. Correct answer: Really beautiful and elegant girls are good at complimenting others. I think you are beautiful.
7. When your best friend, relative, or teacher tells you, you are so outstanding. Wrong answer, thank you for the compliment. The correct answer is yes, it doesn’t matter who my best friend is, who my niece is, or whose student I am.
8. Others say to you, I think you are similar to XX. Wrong answer, ah! Really, ah, okay. Correct answer, right? I like her very much. I think she is so beautiful and talented.
9. When you want to treat someone to dinner, the wrong way to say it is, I will treat you to dinner tonight. The correct way to say it is, I will wait for you with delicious food tonight.
10. When someone asks you, do you still live alone? Wrong answer: No. (Nervous) Correct answer: I am afraid that I will scare you when I am half alone.
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