A joke about mother

Because my son can't stay with his mother all the time, I bought a beautiful parrot that can talk for his mother's birthday, hoping to add some interest to her life. A few days after his mother's birthday, his son called to ask about the parrot. His mother replied, "That bird tastes good!" " "

Bao Xiao's mother is making a mask at home. Hardly had she put on a good white face when she heard someone knocking at the door. She called her six-year-old son, "Honey, open the door quickly. Mom is so shameful. " The door opened, and it turned out to be the young man who charged the water fee. When the young man saw that it was a child, he asked, "Little friend, where are your parents?" Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, "Uncle, my father has gone to work, and my mother is doing a shameful thing."

A blonde walked into a drugstore with a baby in her arms and asked the clerk if she could use the baby scale in the store. "I'm sorry, madam," said the clerk. "Our baby scale is broken. But if we weigh the mother and the baby together on the adult scale, then weigh the mother separately and subtract the second number from the first number, we can calculate the weight of the baby. "

"Oh, that won't do," said the blonde.

"Why not?" The clerk asked.

She replied, "Because I'm not a mother, I'm an aunt."