English long joke stories

English Long Joke Stories (7 Common Stories)

A story is a style, which tells a meaningful event through narration. Do you know how to tell a joke story? The following is a long English joke story I compiled for you, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

A young mother thinks that it is very wrong to waste any food when there are so many hungry people in the world. She made tea for her little daughter before putting her to bed. First, she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said she didn't want that bread. She also asked for some jam on the bread. Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, Lucy, when I was a little girl like you, I always got bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread and butter jam. Lucy looked at her mother with pity for a while, and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you happy that you can live with us now?"

A young mother thinks that there are still many hungry people in the world, so it is really wrong to waste food. One night, before putting her little daughter to bed, she fed her daughter a midnight snack. She gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter first, but the child said she didn't like it. She also wants some jam to spread on the bread. The mother looked at her daughter for a few seconds and then said, Lucy, when I was your age, I always ate bread with butter or jam, and never ate bread with butter and jam. Lucy looked at her mother with pity for a while, and then she said softly, aren't you happy that you can live with us now?

A father said to his sons, "Your mother will bake a pie tomorrow. Who will eat? "

The eldest son replied, "Dad, I want to eat it all!" "

Father went on to say, "I'm going to kill pigs tomorrow." Who will eat? "

The same son replied, "Dad, I want to eat it all!" "

Father added, "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the land. Who will plow the fields? "

The eldest son replied, "It's always me, it's always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer! "

It's always me

A father said to his sons, "Your mother will bake a pie tomorrow. Who wants to eat? "

The eldest son said, "Dad, I'm going to eat it all."

Father went on to say, "I'm going to kill pigs tomorrow." Who wants to eat? "

The eldest son said, "Dad, I'm going to eat it all."

Father added, "We are going to farm tomorrow. Who wants to farm? "

The eldest son replied, "It's always me, it's always me. Let someone else do it this time. "

Good news: two boys went out to climb trees. Good news: two boys went out to climb trees.

The bad news is that none of them fell out. Bad news: One of them fell.

Good news: there is a hammock under him. Good news: there is a hammock under him.

Bad news: There is a rake next to the hammock. Bad news: there is a rake next to the hammock.

Good news: he missed the rake. Good news: He passed the rake.

Bad news: he missed the hammock, too! Bad news: he also passed the hammock!

English Long Joke Story Class 4 (Class, Class) is conducting "visual training". The recruit was asked by the officer to count how many people formed an excavation team in the distant field. The party is so far away (far away, men seem to just point, but the recruits replied without hesitation:

"Sixteen men and a sergeant, sir."

"Yes, but how did you know there was a sergeant there?"

"He didn't do any digging, sir."

There is a "vision training" in the class. A clever recruit was called out by the monitor and counted the number of excavation teams in the distant wilderness. The digging team is far away, and those people look just small. But the recruits answered without hesitation.

"Sixteen soldiers plus a sergeant, sir."

"Correct, but how did you know there was a sergeant there?"

"He doesn't work, sir."

No need to see an ophthalmologist anymore.

Many years have passed since my last eye examination, and my wife is pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nags, the more I procrastinate. Finally, she made an appointment for me.

I haven't had my eyes examined for many years. My wife always urges me to sign up. The more she supervises me, the less I can delay. Finally, she signed me a number.

I was in a good mood the day before I went to see the doctor. After kissing and hugging her, I told her that she really looked. Good for me. ,

The day before I went to see the doctor, I was in a particularly good mood. I kissed and hugged my wife and said that she was the most beautiful woman in my eyes.

"That's it," she said. "I want to cancel your reservation."

She said, "My eyes are fine this time. I'll cancel the number now."

After my husband John and I moved from Nebraska to Michigan, our new friends were proud of their beautiful tree-lined roads and made fun of our dull, flat and treeless land in the Midwest. When my parents, farmers in Nebraska, came to see us, I asked them about their trip.

After my husband John and I moved from Nebraska to Michigan, our new friends were always proud of their beautiful green trees. They laughed at the desolation and poverty of our central and western plains, and there was not even a dead tree. Later, my parents came to see us from their hometown in Nebraska, and I asked them what they thought of the trip.

"What a boring driving," my father replied. Once you get to Michigan, you can't see anything but trees. "

My father complained, "It's boring to take a dry bath. Once in Michigan, there was nothing but trees. "

The little girl sat on her grandfather's lap and read to her. Sometimes, she would look away from the book and reach out to touch his wrinkled cheek. After a while, she sometimes touched her cheek and sometimes touched his cheek.

The little girl sat on her grandfather's lap reading a story. From time to time, she looked up from the book and touched his wrinkled face. Then she touched her cheek and went back to touch grandpa's.

Finally she said, "Grandpa, did God create you?"

Finally, she asked, "Grandpa, did God create you?"

"Yes, dear," he replied, "God created me a long time ago."

"Yes, sweetheart." He replied, "God created me a long time ago."

"Oh," she said, and then "Grandpa, did God create me, too?"

"Oh." She answered. Then he asked, "Grandpa, did God also create me?"

"Yes, dear," he assured her. "God just created you."

"Yes, of course, baby." He assured her, "God just created you not long ago."

"Oh," she said. She touched their faces again and said, "God is getting better at this now, isn't he?"

"Oh." She answered. I touched their cheeks separately, observed them and said, "Is God's technology getting better and better?"

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