Joke stories from my school days.

Complete works of jokes and stories in student days.

The complete works of jokes and stories of students: how to describe yourself in one sentence as having read four great classical novels? A: Baoyu, why did you ride Guan Er's red hare to Liangshan, Shui Bo with the Monkey King's golden cudgel? B: It is reported that Zhuge Liang ate Tang monk meat in Daguan Garden and Liangshan.

The complete works of jokes and stories in the school days (1) 1. The teacher criticized Xue Zha Xiaoming: If you don't study hard now, the children will ask you, Dad, what should I do about this problem? See how you answer!

Xiao Ming: Ask your mother!

The teacher looked livid and angrily scolded: get out!

Teacher: Good students, let's learn nouns and verbs next. The teacher asked a few questions first. Xiao Ming got up and answered.

Teacher: What are eyes?

Xiaoming: Noun

Teacher: Nose?

Xiaoming: It's also a noun. Teacher: Yes, which one?

Xiaoming: Verb! This is a verb.

Teacher: Get out!

3. teacher:? Today, we studied? Hide the knife in the smile? Xiao Ming, do you understand this word?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, I understand. ?

Teacher:? You can explain to everyone. ?

Xiaoming:? Hehehe knife, hehehe. ?

Teacher: Yes. . .

Xiao Ming: Report to the teacher. I want to hand in my paper.

Teacher: What's the hurry? Check it again carefully.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I checked it several times and found that I still couldn't answer a question.

Teacher: roll, roll, roll!

The complete works of students' joke stories (2) 1. The teacher asked: Who can combine any two animals perfectly?

Xiaoli said: Mermaid.

The teacher was very happy and said, well, good. What else is there?

Xiao Ming said: single dog.

Teacher: Get out!

2. Teacher: How to tell the true and false money?

Xiao Gang: Look at the watermark.

Xiaohong: Look at the safety line.

Xiaoming: Pay the tuition.

Teacher: Get out!

3. The teacher preached: Love cannot be bought by money. Is it possible if I pay 10 thousand yuan to make you not love your parents? Obviously impossible. ?

At this moment, Xiao Ming whispered:? Teacher, if I don't love my brother, how much will you pay?

Teacher: Go home and ask for money!

4. Class teacher: There will be no pie in the sky.

Xiao Ming disagrees with this view.

One day, Xiao Ming bought a pie early in the morning and went to work in the class teacher in the teaching building. When the class teacher entered the teaching building, Xiao Ming aimed at the head of the class teacher from upstairs and smashed the pie. . .

Later, Xiao Ming rolled into another class. . .

5. Xiaoming: I want to shit.

Teacher: Be polite.

Xiaoming: I have something urgent to solve!

The complete works of jokes and stories in the school days (3) 1. The teacher is very angry today. You can't even ask such a simple question. What a bunch of idiots. ?

Then he said:? No, an idiot is still a talent. You are a bunch of idiots. . . ?

I got more than ten points in English test. After seeing my grades, the English teacher sighed and said, Your scores in this English exam are not as old as yours. . .

3. I was caught reading English textbooks at the same table in the second grade English exam.

Deskmate:? Xiao Ming also turned over the textbooks. Why don't you arrest him?

The teacher gave me a look and said seriously, he can't find the answer! ?

4. Don't mess with the self-study class. Did the monitor write it on the blackboard? Silence is golden? Four big characters.

A joke in the class said:? silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money. ?

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