Can you tell me some jokes?

One night, several people were sitting around playing cards. One of the girls (quasi-beauty), younger than us, just sold the old one and kept her mouth shut. She told her family once and only heard her make a determined effort: "... I skinned your little brother! "The room is cold!

When playing cards the next night, a handsome guy mentioned his brother, and a girl (beauty) next to him was surprised and asked, "Do you have a brother on it?" "

The handsome guy replied, "Yes ..." The girl asked again, "Do you have a younger brother?" Completely fainted!

I once talked nonsense with mm on the phone. When it comes to the word Japanese, I am embarrassed to say that Japanese means making love. Mm said loudly: Japanese people don't have sex, they fuck! Make love, make love