Humor of driving into the ditch after practicing driving; Talk about collecting 30 articles.

2. I practiced piling again, and suddenly I heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

I still don't know how the S-bend came about. ...

4. The green light starts slowly. Coach, what's the matter? Can't you choose your favorite color?

The girl who just got on the bus in the road test was so nervous that she handed the bank card as an ID card to the examiner. The examiner was silent: What is the password?

6. When traveling for a long time, the coach asked me to finish the test drive and kept saying "Come on, come on" when going downhill. I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

7. My brother has many difficulties in learning to ride a bike. I seemed to understand the coach's mood when I was learning to drive.

8. If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, there was a student driving test in our driving school. After getting on the bus, everything was ready, but the car just wouldn't start. The examiner asked if he was ready. The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The student said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

9. The steering wheel kills the clutch and stomps on it.

10. I heard my uncle tell a joke about the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

1 1. It's too difficult to practice driving. Why should I learn to be a driving instructor? This is my fault.

12. Learn to drive carefully every day! I've been tanned for several layers! There is no chance to turn white! Want to cry!

13. Correct! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.

14. The master once said that someone took a road test: "Report!" "Come on up!

15. I clamored for reversing before taking the second exam, but I succeeded once, and both sides were the same width.

16. My colleague learned to walk on the road the other day, and the coach told her to step on the gas pedal. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out:

17. Another time I heard the coach training students: "You can't learn like this, learn by yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

18. failed the first exam. Coach: I don't blame your poor driving skills, but our coach is worthless.

19. After learning to drive for three days, I am completely invincible. After all, those sunscreens were paid by mistake.

20. The classmate who practiced driving with me once stood up when braking!

2 1. I'm annoyed at the thought of starting school soon, and what's even more annoying is that I have to get up early every day to learn driving before school starts.

22. I will take subject two tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come tomorrow.

23. Every word in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate obtained by the senior graduation is typed with tears.

24. I don't blame your poor driving skills, only our coach is worthless.

25. I suddenly want someone to rely on. Good night, I have to take subject two tomorrow. I hope I can pass.

26. I just got my driver's license today. The coach told me earnestly: Can you try not to drive in the future?

27. I used to think that I didn't know how to learn to drive, regardless of the southeast, northwest and northwest.

28. I realize that people's mood will really fall to the bottom because they want to learn to drive.

29. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

I dream of practicing driving. Say it, sum up 30 articles.

I practiced driving in my dream. I'm here to learn driving again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.

Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

The ramp is too narrow. Turn the steering wheel left and right. The coach said, are you here to screen chaff or drive?

If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

The coach shouted: Step on the gas! Sure enough, the car stopped. ......

6. I became completely invincible after learning to drive for three days: after all, those sunscreens were paid by mistake.

7. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

8. The examiner rushed out of the room and shouted at me with his fist: "Fail! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!

9. Why are you holding the steering wheel so hard? Should I drag it down and take it home?

10. The car was driving very fast. He said, "What are you driving so fast for? Is there any money ahead? " As he drove slowly, he said, "Are you still moving?"

1 1. After a long trip, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car. When I went downhill, I kept saying "Come on, come on". I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

12. I'm dying. I'm going to take subject two early tomorrow morning. I was going to practice driving today, but it rained heavily. Look at the weather It will also rain heavily tomorrow. ...

13. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

14. I never thought that I learned to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

15. The fear that is dominated by driving practice every day feels that there is no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

A funny story about driving in a dream II 16. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

17. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to install a horn for you. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

18. Everyone must pay more attention to safety when crossing the road in the future. Ben, who can ride a bike, began to learn to drive.

19. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

20. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

2 1. It's too difficult to learn to drive. I'm going to be scolded to death. I am so poor, so cowardly, so cowardly.

22. Every word in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate obtained by the senior graduation is typed with tears.

23. The classmate who practiced driving with me once stood up when braking!

24. When I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students:

25. I retaken the second exam twice, and the worst thing was to die on a curve.

26. after the taxi, coach: change it, I can't teach you ~

27. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

28. The steering wheel killed the clutch and trampled it to death.

29. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

30. I am very happy to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that there are many friends in the exam tomorrow. I hope you can help.

Practice driving, the sun is shining, humorous and funny, say 30 sentences.

1. I heard my uncle tell a joke about the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

It seems that it is better to learn to drive after all. There is no one to rely on, only yourself.

3. Every word here is typed with tears in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate he got after graduating from senior year.

I just got my driver's license today, and the coach told me earnestly: Can you try not to drive in the future?

5. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking one subject and two, so the logic is broken.

6. Is the steering wheel your object? Hold it tightly. ......

7. The coach said that after learning your driver's license, you will go to the last class to learn how to fly a plane, so there will be only heaven soon.

8. I have to come here I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid to drive. My parents have been urging me to practice driving recently. I'm so annoyed.

9. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

10. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

1 1. Downhill is a little nervous. The steering wheel began to draw dragons. Coach: Do you want to practice calligraphy with my car?

12. About the beginning, some people also asked to get up: "A buddy said that he did it because he was nervous: the instrument was all right." The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

13. People's mood will really fall to the bottom because they want to learn to drive. I realized that.

14. Change it. I can't teach you.

15. I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

16. My classmate was very nervous during the mm road test and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

17. On the first day I went to learn to drive, a beautiful car was backed into the warehouse and scraped for someone else's driving school.

18. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

19. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

20. Coach: The steering wheel is dead, dead. Me: How can I kill myself?

2 1. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

22. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

23. Others step on clutch, and I step on joys and sorrows.

24. When I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school. He has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.

25. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted on the back of the car, marking a sentence: driving school is removed, self-study.

26. I am very happy to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that many friends will have exams tomorrow. I hope you can help.

27. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again." No way, the road is crooked!

28. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

29. To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time while taking the driver's license test.

My leg hurts when I practice driving. Interesting talk about sending friends to collect (30 sentences)

1. porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 250.

2. When traveling for a long time, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car, and kept saying "Come on, come on" when going downhill. I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

It never occurred to me that I learned to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

4. After the taxi, coach: Change it, I can't teach you ~

5. As for the beginning, there is another requirement that "a buddy said he did it because he was nervous: the instrument is all right" before he can get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

6. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

7. The master once said that someone took a road test: "Report!" "Come on up!

8. I am afraid of being dominated by driving practice every day and feel that I have no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

9. I will take subject two tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come tomorrow.

10. Another person got on the bus and said to the examiner first, "I'm so nervous that I can't even drive when you sit next to me." The examiner gave him a white look: "Don't be nervous, drive yours well." Then the man began to say to himself, "In fact, I also know that there is no need to be nervous, but I can't control myself. Just now, I asked the students who just came down if there was any way not to be nervous. They told me: Don't think about anything when you get on the bus, just think that you are alone in the car now, or sitting next to a dog ... "The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~

1 1. Change lanes to the right and turn on the left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

12. "You must wear a helmet when driving out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people will get off and hit you."

13. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded while learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

14. It seems that you should learn to drive well after all. There is no one to rely on except yourself.

15. The girl who just got on the bus for the road test was so nervous that she handed the bank card to the examiner as an ID card. The examiner was silent: where is the password?

16. I passed the second exam three times and sent away three groups of students.

17. My colleague learned to walk on the road the other day, and the coach told her to step on the gas pedal. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out:

18. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

19. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave.

20. One day, the coach was carried away by anger and said a very violent sentence: "Step on the handbrake!"

2 1. It's not your fault that it doesn't work well, but our coach is worthless.

22. "Coach, I'm so nervous!" "What are you nervous about? It is pedestrians who should be nervous! "

23. Before the road test, I carefully reviewed all the procedures for fear of missing anything: report when getting on the bus, check the rearview mirror and instrument, observe the left and right road conditions when changing lanes, honk the horn when crossing the station and intersection, and observe that the traffic in the rear does not exceed 12 seconds ... I got on the bus with confidence, pretended to touch the rearview mirror, turned on the left turn signal, honked the horn, started the engine and put into gear. Oh, my God, I forgot to fasten my seat belt!

24. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

25. Can I start school or not? I have a strong desire to learn driving these days.

26. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

27. It's so hard to practice driving. Why learn to be a driving instructor? This is my fault.

28. I tried to reverse my car before taking the second exam, but I succeeded once, and the width on both sides was the same.

29. Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?