Best funny joke

1. God will not treat spoony people badly, but will only let them die.

I used to be busy pretending to be cute. I am busy growing up. When I grow up, I am busy dating and taking care of my hair.

I fought with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally got even. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

Books are scarce when they are used, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

Pay attention to details and start with small things, because you can't do big things at all.

6. Some people, once they miss it, are really thankful that gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing.

7. Don't doubt your girlfriend and idolize her. You are the only one who can do it in idolatry, so have fun.

Eight. Who doesn't have musical instruments these days? I quit. I played well.

9. I want to be a depraved rich woman, addicted to men's sex all day, getting something for nothing, learning nothing, falling in love without injury, and eating too much is not fat.

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All over the world-the whole country

Eight Wastes, I am a woman, came to the mortal world, only to survive the one robbery in this life: poverty. 1 1. You are so beautiful. Thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

12. Looking for a girlfriend, looking for someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, I feel heartache! Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly!

If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have such great hope.

If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

15. I really should go out for a walk After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

Sixteen years old. Women like two kinds of flowers best in their lives: one is the rich flower,

The second is to spend as much money as possible.

17. There are only two kinds of unrequited love results, one is to make a positive result, and the other is to stand on the ground and become a Buddha. Take a step back, and your blue sea and blue sky will be fulfilled.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

19. What should I do if I meet a fool? Support all his views. Make him more stupid!

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When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

Twenty one. Finding someone to pay back the money is like a secret love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends.

22. My present situation: I am too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be a lover, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.

23. I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stones, but if it's 100 Jin of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

Twenty-four Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look ill-bred. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

25. Take a man's words as a fart! Colorless and tasteless, but it can be poisoned to death.

Twenty-six. In fact, all guidebooks don't need to be read, condensed into.

The four words are: bring more money.

27. I found a wallet by the roadside. Just when I didn't know what to do, a little man popped up in my head and said, find the owner and return it to the original owner. Then it dawned on me that I packed my wallet and went home, because I couldn't trust the villain.