Humorous sentences about fat people

1, Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I wanted to be a lightning bolt to illuminate your eyes this year, but I didn't want to be a solid wall to block your sight.

6. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to study all his life.

7. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

8. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.