Ask for some novel jokes, and give good points.

I chose all these seven jokes, and laugh once when I watch them.

1. On the bus in the morning, a man took out his mobile phone from his bag to look at the time, and then said "I am Cao", thinking that his time was too late. I took a closer look, and Cao had an air conditioner remote control in his hand.

2. Everyone knows the big 28 bicycle with beams! When I was four or five years old, I used to sit directly on the beam of my father's bike and sit sideways. After a long time, my feet would be numb and uncomfortable! Last time I went to grandma's house, I suggested sitting in the back seat, because my feet wouldn't get numb! Agreed! Haha, let's go! ! As a result, when I arrived at my destination, something terrible happened … My father forgot me, took my leg off from behind and kicked me straight away …

3. I saw a bound crab climb from the freezer of 18.9 yuan to the cabinet of 28.9 yuan in the supermarket. I was in tears. You are so fucking motivated!

The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl turned pale and asked "Who" loudly. The boy next door replied, "Lei Feng."

5. An art teacher is famous in the local area. There was a large-scale report in the first issue of a newspaper with photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, some students always told me that your teacher is very good, and you even published photos in the newspaper ..." A student: "Looking for you?" From then on, the art teacher refused the student to go to art class again.

6. In the past, others visited menstruation's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea!" " "

7. My buddy has a legendary buddy in college. He has graduated for several years, but his story is still circulating in Ji X University. ......

It is said that when BH's buddies did their graduation project, the topic they chose was: the manufacture of perpetual motion machines. .......

The buddy was talking about his theory in front of him with great interest, and then the teacher couldn't help whispering (about whether the buddy was sick).

At this time, splendor came. The buddy broke the chalk and threw it to the teacher who turned around, adding, "Can you listen carefully?"

Lose a teacher ...