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Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

Before the final exam, Tom told his mother: "Mom, I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I passed today's exam." "Don't believe dreams, dear. It is said that in dreams The experience is usually the opposite of reality,” my mother replied. "Well, I really hope in my dream tonight that I fail all my other homework," said Tom.

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