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Who can give me the lines of the sketch "Acceptance" ....
The stage lights are cyan and blue, and the light is slightly dim. Wearing a white shirt, jeans and sneakers, the actress leaned against an object covered with canvas. The actor stood on the right side of the stage, wearing an air force uniform and ranking senior colonel. Holding a bag in his hand. Two people each hold a mobile phone to make a phone call.
To the audience
Woman: This is my father. I met him for the first time today.
Father: I met her for the first time today. This is my daughter.
Woman/Father: We finally meet!
Hello-
Father: Hello-
Father: I've been looking for you.
Woman: I, I've been avoiding you.
Father: Why?
Woman: When I grow up, I want to mix something.
Father: You ...
Woman: You-have white hair.
Father: You are old. You have grown so big.
Woman: That's-your body.
Father: Body? I'm fine! I want to talk to you-
Woman: Talk to me?
Father: Can you-?
Woman: Yes.
Father: Thank you, thank you! Laner-Remember that day? ...
Woman: I remember that day, my mother said happily to you.
Father: Your mother told me happily that we had a baby for more than two months.
Woman: Mom said that at that time, you received instructions from your superiors to take part in the spring rain sampling mission of China's atomic bomb and nuclear explosion in the northwest.
Father: I came to our atomic bomb experimental base with a group of the best pilots.
W: But just then, I sent a letter from Indonesia after my long-lost period.
Father: Due to overseas relations, I failed the political examination.
W: The organization decided to let you break up. ...
Father: No! Is to let me choose between my family and my career. In great pain, I chose.
Woman: Blue-Heaven-
Father: I know you hate me. You hate me because of your mother.
You know mom doesn't hate you. She made you do it.
Father: Laner, I came back this time to say. ...
W: That's all in the past. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Father: I know, I know! I came back for you in the past. ...
W: But my mother had already left, and I didn't want to see you.
Father: I know I didn't do my duty as a father.
W: It doesn't matter to me.
Father: I came back this time to make up!
W: So what? ! Your heart will always be in the sky, and in your heart will always be blue sky and white clouds, planes and your comrades. ...
Father: Blue sky and white clouds are my friends, and the plane is my home, but my heart has been thinking about you.
I know you hate me because of your mother.
W: (At the same time) You know that mom doesn't hate you. Mom told you to do this. That was all in the past. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Today
Father: (lowering his voice at the same time) I also know that I haven't done my duty as a father. You're right, the blue sky and white clouds are my friends, the plane is my home, but my heart will always be there-
Woman: (laughs) Hehe. I remember when I was in kindergarten, other children asked me, why didn't your father pick you up? I said, I said my father is in the sky! This has been said until now.
When the phone rings, two people answer it.
Father: Hello-tomorrow's lecture?
W: (Meanwhile) Hey-tomorrow's design?
Father: I attended on time.
W: (Meanwhile) I will deliver the goods on time.
Father: OK, that's it, OK, bye!
W: (at the same time) OK, that's it, OK, bye!
Father: I won't leave when I come back this time. Laner. You can't always be alone.
Woman: What's wrong with a person? I think it's good to be alone, and I don't have to worry about food and clothing.
Father: Oh, I know all about it.
Woman: No, you didn't.
The actress stood up and took the canvas off the object. This object is a wheelchair. The actor rolled up the canvas and put it on the chair, sitting on it by himself. Cello and piano started one after another.
Woman: That's why I'm avoiding you. I always wanted to tell you, but I didn't have the courage. How stupid I am! I also fantasize that one day, I can stand up and look at you like a healthy person, but it will never be possible. But I am good at managing my life. I always like listening to music. China's foreign countries, beautiful lyrical, classical, happy, romantic, enthusiastic, happy, happy ... sad, sad ... everything here is a paradise for me.
The remote control fell to the ground, and dad wanted to pick it up.
No, don't move. I don't need you. I can do anything. I have won prizes in fashion competitions for several years in a row. Now I have become a famous fashion designer. All this is my sweat.
Father: How did this happen? !
Female: When I was six years old, I had a high fever because I didn't get timely treatment.
Father: Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me?
Woman: At that time, my mother hugged me in tears and said, Don't blame my father. I can't tell him. I feel terrible. I cried in despair. It is strange that the man in my mouth is my father, because I know that as long as I think of him, I am not afraid of the hardest thing, because he is an air hero!
Father: Your mother secretly wrote me a letter that year, saying that we had a little daughter and everything was healthy. I was not happy. When I was flying in the blue sky by plane, hungry oh said to the blue sky, to Baiyun, and to my beloved plane, my little princess weighs six pounds, and I am a father!
Woman: Dad-
Father: No-don't-
Woman: No-Dad!
The music reached a climax.
Father: You finally called me. You finally called me. I am looking forward to this day!
Woman: Dad-
The actor fell on the actress's knee and wept bitterly.
You know what, Dad? My favorite is the eagle in the sky, because it has a pair of wings that can fly freely, and more importantly, it can see dad every day.
Father: eagle, wings
Woman: Freedom, soaring. But all the photos I took were busts. Do people think that I am different from them? I like the feeling of sitting in the car, because at least people outside see me as a healthy person.
Father: Laner, you have suffered!
Woman: I'm not afraid. I have been writing to you, and these unsent letters always push me forward. Dad! I see you! You overcame the risk and the test flight was successful. You said to me with a smile.
Father: I tell you with a smile that you are the daughter of a pilot, brave and strong. I'm also writing to you, writing letters that can't be sent out.
Woman: I want to see you today to prove to you that your daughter is not a basket case.
Father: I want to see you today, and I want to get your forgiveness. Your father is an incompetent father.
Woman: I want to see you today to prove to you that your daughter is not a basket case.
Father: (at the same time) I want to see you today and ask for your forgiveness. Your father is an incompetent father.
Woman/Father: Can you accept me?
Female/Father: Yes!
Father: Stop it, stop it.
Woman: No, no!
Father: Stop it, stop it.
Woman: No, no!
Father: Stop it, stop it.
Woman: I want to go out.
Father: OK, Dad will take you there.
Hang the travel bag on the armrest of the wheelchair, push the wheelchair around a corner, and the actress picks up the military cap.
Woman: Dad, you fly in the sky every day. What is it like?
Father: The sky is beautiful, and the blue sky and white clouds are boundless.
Woman: I really want to go up and have a look.
Father: OK, Dad will take you there. Fly-
Tilt the wheelchair slightly and push it quickly on the stage. Stage lighting matches the flickering effect of sunlight through white clouds.
Father/daughter: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-
Father/daughter: Go, full speed ahead! Oh-wow-oh-wow-
The actor let go, the wheelchair slid for a while, and then stopped. The actress turned and stood on her arm. The actor stepped forward to hold her crotch and helped her up. The actor has his back to the audience, and the actress faces the audience, ready to fly with open arms. The performance is over.
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