What jokes can make you laugh all your life?

Tell me a few jokes I saw on the Internet. I don't know who invented them. That's very wise. These jokes can definitely be laughed off.

The first story: On the way to learn the scriptures, the Monkey King lost his golden hoop and was very angry. He asked Bajie, asked him, and told me where my golden cudgel was.

The pig replied: well, monkey, in my opinion, your golden hoop is very suitable for your hairstyle. ?

In the second story, Tang Priest and his disciples went to learn the scriptures together. Friar Sand is a careful man, taking care of everyone's diet and daily life along the way. On this day, he tidied up his eldest brother's underwear, found a hole and sewed it up. The next day, I found another hole, so I mended it again. On the third day, there was still a hole. Picking up a needle and thread, Monkey came to kick Friar Sand. You bastard, sew up the hole. Where can I put my tail? Where do you put it? Where do you put it?

The third joke was also seen on the internet, and the source is unknown.

I went to the dentist that day and found that the female dentist was really beautiful. I thought to myself: now girls like rich people, so I must find an opportunity to show that I am a rich man.

The cosmetic doctor asked: The tooth is broken. Have you pulled it out?

I pretended to be worried and asked, if my teeth were pulled out, would it affect my driving Lamborghini?

Beauty doctor: It doesn't matter. I just missed something when I was bragging.

The fourth joke is also a joke on the Internet. hahaha.

A girl was punished for running laps in the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it began to rain, so the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy running after her with an umbrella and moving it to the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy stared at her for a long time, and her face turned red in an instant. She whispered shyly, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend ..." The boy bowed his head and said to the girl affectionately, "Do you want it? This umbrella is ten yuan. ?