What are the funny sentences in Tik Tok?

1, let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.

It's almost Qixi Festival, and you are going crazy. Listen to me, brothers. You have had a good day by yourself for so many years.

3. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?

I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, the company will know whether I am there or not.

5. I am really lucky. I am grateful to know these sincere friends for many years. My attitude towards me has never changed. For example, I didn't receive the Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year. I still don't have a Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.

6. If you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.

7. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

8. How dare you lie. How dare I not believe it?

I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene does not match mine, because the child has changed his gene by eating genetically modified food. This is what my wife told me!

10, Yue Lao! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

1 1, you still have to dream, otherwise you will tell people when you drink too much one day.

12, you have two choices: one is to roll at once, and the other is to roll at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

13, I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

14. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.