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Five company commanders said to seven soldiers:

What do you mean by three times of collective first-class merit? It means that more than one-third of the people were killed in three battles, that the enemy was wiped out twice or even twenty times in three battles, and that the operational role of this company system was surpassed in three battles. The most important thing is that we will continue like this forever before we even fall down, and we will not abandon or give up, so we call it Gang Qilian!

Impressive scenes and classic lines:

1' s squad leader recruited Sanduo and said to Xu Baishun, I want him, and he is my soldier. I don't care whether you hit your son or scold him. However, if anyone hits my soldier and calls my soldier a turtle son, I can't!

The old horse advised Sanduo to give up building roads, but Sanduo was very moved:

Ma Lao: Actually, people spend most of their lives doing meaningless things.

Sanduo: The meaningful thing is to live well.

Ma Lao: So what is a good life?

Sanduo: to live well is to do meaningful things, many, many meaningful things!

3. The captain transferred more than three companies to the seventh company:

C: There are two words in the middle between wanting and getting, and that is to do it. You can only get it if you do it!

4 Seven consecutive songs:

A thunderbolt, a sword, a group of tigers, a steel company.

Iron will, iron man, iron blood to defend the country and protect the home.

ShaSheng scared off the enemy and gained fame.

Attack must be gram, defend must be firm, step on the enemy's bones and sing the song of triumph!

Five company commanders said to seven soldiers:

What do you mean by three times of collective first-class merit? It means that more than one-third of the people were killed in three battles, that the enemy was wiped out twice or even twenty times in three battles, and that the operational role of this company system was surpassed in three battles. The most important thing is that we will continue like this forever before we even fall down, and we will not abandon or give up, so we call it Gang Qilian!

I cried when I saw the scene of Shi Jin, Sanduo and Wu Liuyi in the tank training ground.

7 Shi Jin: Oh, how beautiful! I sometimes think everyone has flowers in their hearts, which is beautiful! Bayi is coming, the monitor wishes you a happy holiday in advance!

Sanduo: Happy holidays to the monitor, too!

I cried again when I saw the monitor Shi and the company commander Gao in the square.

I cried at the scene where Sanduo held the monitor's bag and wouldn't let him go.

Sanduo: You lied to me! You lied to me! Always treat me like an idiot, lie to me to live well, lie to me to do meaningful things. Now that I've squeezed you out, that makes sense! I don't want to be a top student. Being a top student is too tiring! With you all gone, fewer and fewer people are talking to you, and more and more people are leaving you. I want to be a fool, a fool is not afraid of people leaving, and a fool is not sad.

Shi Jin: Sanduo, don't always pin this idea on others, you have flowers in your heart! One after another, how beautiful! I'm leaving. I can help you cut off the last straw in your heart. Sanduo, you should grow up! You should grow up!

10, Lao Qi presided over Ma Xiaoshuai's joining ceremony, and I cried. This song is the theme song of Hero, which is quite shocking.

Monitor Xu: Ma Xiaoshuai

Ma Xiaoshuai: Here.

Monitor Xu: How many people are there in Gangqi Company?

Ma Xiaoshuai: The company has a history of 57 years. In the 57-year history, 5,000 people have become members of the company.

Representative of Wu Ban: Ma Xiaoshuai

Ma Xiaoshuai: Here.

Deputy Wu Ban: How many soldiers are there in your No.7 Steel Company?

Ma Xiaoshuai: I am the 5,000 th soldier of the Seventh Company of Iron and Steel. I am proud of myself and the previous 4999 people.

Monitor Xu: Ma Xiaoshuai

& lt Ma Xiaoshuai: Here.

Monitor Xu: Do you still remember the predecessors of Gang Qilian who died for their country?

Ma Xiaoshuai: I remember the elder Gang Qilian 1 104 who died for our country.

Monitor Xu: Ma Xiaoshuai

Ma Xiaoshuai: Here.

Monitor Xu: Do you have the courage to carry this flag when you fight to the last man?

Ma Xiaoshuai: I am the 5,000 th soldier of the Seventh Company of Iron and Steel. I have the courage to carry this company flag, and I have the courage to die first.

Representative of Wu Ban: Ma Xiaoshuai

Ma Xiaoshuai: Here.

Deputy Wu Ban: Do you have the courage to sacrifice for your comrades?

Ma Xiaoshuai: They are my brothers, and I am willing to die for them.

Representative of Wu Ban: Ma Xiaoshuai

Ma Xiaoshuai: Here.

Monitor Xu: No matter who he is, whether he is a general or a private, as long as he is a member of the Seventh Company of Iron and Steel, you have the right to let him remember his predecessors.

Ma Xiaoshuai: I will let him remember the predecessors of Gang Qilian, and I will remember every word I said today.

Monitor Xu: Ma Xiaoshuai

Ma Xiaoshuai: Here.

Monitor Xu: Now recite this song with us. The predecessors who can sing this song have died gloriously. Now-now only the soldiers of Gonchilian are reciting this song, and we hope-we hope you can-we hope you can hear the song in 5000 throats.

Wu Banfu: Get ready with great vigour.

1 1 After the company was dissolved, Lao Qi faced Xu Jiang Mumu for ten minutes, and I cried.

There's one person left, Xu Sanduo. It slipped my mind. It was the two of us guarding the barracks, but I felt like I was alone. Guess what? I suddenly remembered a joke. Every time I left, I thought, I shouldn't have left, but you stayed. I don't think this should stay. Leave me alone. I know it's time for your long-awaited revenge. Isn't it? I can see it long ago. Do you really want to kill me now? You learned all those vicious tricks that made me miserable, didn't you? Do you think about it every time you walk? Oh, you have today. Yes, I also have it today. But you can only think in your heart. What can you do to me, Xu Sanduo Xu Sanduo? Did you hear that? Leave me alone.

Okay, Xu Sanduo, okay, it's still there. Come on, on my mark, dismissed. Let's leave now.

Cry, laugh, make noise, roll, call names. Or you can punch me to death. Anyway, the company doesn't exist. Do what you want, I won't blame you.

Do you know the seventh company?

Do you know how many times the Seventh Company got up in a sea of blood, holding the mutilated body of that comrade-in-arms and looking at the broken flag? Those crowds shouted victory and long live. Seven companies didn't win, just buried their comrades and wrapped their wounds. Then they told themselves, I survived again. I still want to fight. Do you know the dignity of being a soldier

Qilian is a person, standing here. Stand here. It is taller than that house and that tree. It is scarred and will never fall. So it's Iron Man with an iron will. Now, it has fallen, the steel has melted, and the iron has also melted. Today, the last day of 57 years of history, you still want to clean it. I despise you. You don't have a soldier's office. Everything you do is for the evaluation of others. People who are not related by blood simply don't know the honor of Seventh Company. Like all the places you've been, Qilian is just a place you've been. I see, this is your long-planned revenge. When there are only two people left in the company, when you and I are left, you are my hell!

12 Lao qi confided to the head:

I know a man, just him. Every little thing he does, he grabs it like a straw. One day I looked at it, and boy, he was holding a towering tree that I had looked up to.

Yes, before that, I disdained everything he did. He was as stubborn as a fool. But now, faith is really not spoken, but made.

13 July Classic Series:

I will do my best when I am desperate. I didn't trample on your ideals and hopes. I can't. That's what I cherish most. I just want you to live without these, and you can live in a more real and cruel environment. I admire a veteran. He said he tried his best, but he didn't dare to dance Tan Shengli. He just wants his men to die less on the battlefield. He said it was the human nature of soldiers.