Three dialogue

"Son, why did you plug your ears with cotton? Is it infected? "

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I'm trying to stop it."

? Son, why did you plug your ears with cotton? Is it infected?

? No, sir. But you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I'm going to plug it up. ?

Teacher: We all know that expansion with heat and contraction with cold will cause objects to expand. Now, who can give me a good example?

John: Well, the days are long in summer and short in winter.

Teacher: We all know that heat expands and cold contracts. Now, who can give me an example?

John: Well, the days are long in summer and short in winter.

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

? What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

? I gave it to a poor old woman. He replied. ? You are a good boy, aren't you? Mom said proudly. ? Here's another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady?

? She sells candy. ?

sleeping pill

Bob can't sleep at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed some powerful sleeping pills.

On Sunday night, Bob took the medicine, slept well and woke up before he heard the alarm clock go off. He came to the office unhurriedly, strolled in and said to his boss, "I had no trouble getting up this morning."

"That's good," roared the boss, "but where were you on Monday and Tuesday?"

sleeping pill

Bob has insomnia at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed him some powerful sleeping pills.

Bob took the medicine on Sunday night, slept well and woke up before the alarm clock went off. He went to the office, strolled in and said to the boss. I had no difficulty getting up this morning. ?

? All right! ? The boss roared,? So where did you go on Monday and Tuesday?

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