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The naive Wu Dalang of the joke story.
The neighbor said, Dalang, your wife cuckolded you.
Hearing this, Wu Dalang thought about it and said, No, I didn't wear it!
The neighbor said, I'm serious. You have to trust me.
Wu Dalang paused and said, No, I remember very clearly, or she secretly put it on my head at night.
Neighbor told Wu Dalang: Dalang, your wife cheated on you.
Wu Dalang asked: Are you telling the truth?
The neighbor said, of course it's true!
Wu Dalang: That means my wife is very smart!
The neighbor felt puzzled: Why?
Wu Dalang said with a smile: If you don't cheat, you will be crushed to death by the train.
Wu Dalang's son is 6 years old.
On this day, Wu Dalang took his son by the hand and said, Son, Dad is sorry for you.
Pan Jinlian was a little strange after hearing this. What happened to Dalang today?
Pan Jinlian asked: Dalang, why are you sorry for your son?
Wu Dalang said: You know, because of my size, I have never held a son since I was a child!
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