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Ji Xiaolan knows why the old man Ganlong is so angry and funny.

One midsummer day, Ji Xiaolan sat shirtless in front of the case and compiled the Sikuquanshu. At this moment, Gan Long suddenly arrived. Disdressed, seeing a driver is guilty of deceiving you, not to mention Ji Xiaolan! He hurriedly got under the table to hide in panic. Actually, Qianlong had already seen it, waved his hand to the left and right, told them to be quiet, and sat down at the table where Ji Xiaolan was hiding. After a long time, Ji Xiaolan felt breathless, and listened to the silence outside. Because the table was covered, he couldn't see, and he couldn't tell if the emperor had left. So he secretly held out a middle finger and asked in a low voice, "Is the old man gone?"

ganlong was angry and funny, and deliberately shouted, "how presumptuous! Who is here? Get out soon! "

Ji Xiaolan had no choice but to climb out and kneel on the ground.

gan long said, "why do you call me old man? I'll spare you if you make sense, otherwise, hum! "

Ji Xiaolan replied, "Long live your Majesty, and you should call him' Lao'; Respect for the king, the head of the country, and all the people wear it, of course, it is the' head'; Son,' favored by heaven' also. Calling' old man' is the supreme name. "

"What is this middle finger?"

"stands for' Jun',' Heaven and Earth are teachers'." Ji Xiaolan stretched out a hand and moved his middle finger and said, "From the left, heaven and earth are teachers, and the middle finger is a gentleman; Counting from the right, heaven and earth are close to each other, and the middle finger is still the king; So the middle finger represents Jun. "

gan long said with a smile, "your quick wit is commendable, and you are not guilty!"