The big joke of "narrow-minded"

In our street, there is a person who is very narrow-minded, and others have nicknamed him "I am narrow-minded."

A few days ago, I was narrow-minded to catch a big episode. I went shopping for a long time in this episode and bought two fish to eat at home.

His daughter-in-law asked him, "You take 300 yuan, how much money is left?" He reached into his pocket and only took out 18 dollars.

"no! Where did my money go? " Be careful, everyone will speak loudly. His wife was also very angry and said, "A man of your age obviously took 300 yuan. How much is it to buy these two fish? "

Narrow-minded said: "32 yuan! Isn't there 18 yuan left? No! I take 100 yuan, how can he give me 18 yuan? Besides, where did the 200 go? "

Narrow-minded, I searched my pockets, my coat and pants pockets, but I couldn't find them.

His wife muttered, "Don't go out from now on, it's no use. You go for a walk. After a long time, I have to work for others for two days and I can't earn it back. "

Be careful, you don't know the sound, and your heart is getting angry!

His wife asked him to eat, but he didn't eat either. His wife advised him, "Eat quickly! If you lose it, you lose it. Just pretend that I didn't go to work two days ago! "

The more his daughter-in-law persuaded him, the less he ate. Drag a blanket to bed.

When his wife couldn't persuade him, she went to the yard to break corn. There was only one ridge of corn on the wall in the yard, which was broken in less than half an hour.

Narrow-minded daughter-in-law wanted narrow-minded help, so she stood in the yard and called to him, "Master, get a bag quickly! Help me load corn! "

I shouted several times in a row, but nothing happened. His daughter-in-law was anxious and ran into the house to find him. I saw him lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, with a small bottle next to him. ...

His wife trembled with fear when she saw the small bottle of rat poison. She quickly called her daughter and called an ambulance. ...

Xiaoyan was sent to the county hospital for emergency treatment. Finally, he was saved and spent more than 1000 yuan. Xiaoyan woke up and asked the first sentence: "How much did it cost to save me?"

His wife said angrily, "Is your life more important or money more important?" The daughter picked up the clothes she took off to save him and found that there were 250 yuan in her underwear bag, neatly folded!

Narrow-minded, a big joke, has become a joke after dinner these days.