Funny and humorous philosophical sentences to understand life. Humorous and ironic philosophical sentences about life.

1. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

2. There are generally two consequences for running a red light, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

3. In life, first be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will be smiling.

4. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, and it doesn’t matter is a kind of demeanor. If you pay sincerity but don't get grace, it only shows the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

5. The so-called survival from a catastrophe means that after a disaster, what you get is not sympathy, but inexplicable congratulations.

6. The three major tragedies of a dinner party: the people you wanted to invite did not come, the people who came had nothing to do with you, and you were the only one left awake when the bill came.

7. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

8. Although I was poor before, I was happy, but now it is different. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

9. Hatring others is like burning down your own house just to catch a mouse, but the mouse may not be caught.

10. Legend has it that there are two types of people left in love, men without money and women who don’t know how to package.

11. What best reflects a woman’s taste is not her clothes and hobbies, nor the car she drives, the books she reads, or the decoration of her home, but the kind of man she falls in love with. Even if she has elegant taste in other areas, she will fall short if she falls in love with a bad man.