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What makes you unwilling to compromise in this terrible world?

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Zhang Taiyan, the master with the most personality in modern China, has the most profound knowledge, but his wonderful personality and strange habits are unparalleled. Calling him "Zhang Madman" is both a curse and a compliment? Don't believe it? He himself once said: "I admit that I am crazy, I am crazy, and I am very happy to hear others say that I am crazy and mentally ill!"

Zhang Taiyan is not so much "crazy" as too persistent and unwilling to compromise. In the unpredictable times, in order to stick to himself, he went crazy and left countless jokes and anecdotes in response to Tang Bohu's Peach Blossom Garden:

"Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not wearing it."

In this madness, there is pride, unruly, and a little cute true temperament.

Unyielding backbone-pride and unyielding character

one

Make a scene in the presidential palace

It was a day in June, 19 14, 1, and there was already a rumor in China that President Yuan Shikai was going to be emperor.

On this day, Beijing was chilly and gloomy.

A man slowly approached the presidential palace and caught the attention of the guards.

The man was wearing a blue gown and worn-out boots. He was holding a feather fan with a shiny thing hanging from the handle.

People haven't come near, a roar to the first:

"I want to see the President! Me! Yes! Goodbye! Big! Chief. Unified! "

The doorman saw the bearer look aggressive and tried to get rid of him, but he stared at the doorknob.

It turned out that the president personally awarded the medal of the Republic of China!

This man is not simple. The guard didn't dare to neglect him and informed him soon. As soon as the propaganda officer in charge of the notification heard it, the cold sweat came down: it's broken, I'm afraid Zhang Taiyan's "madness" is coming!

It was Zhang Taiyan cursing:

"Why didn't the President see me? Let me in! "

Cheng Xuanguan hurried out and said with a smile apologetically, "The President is discussing state secrets with the Prime Minister. I'm afraid I won't see him for a while? "

Zhang Taiyan's eyes stared: "I'm waiting!"

So he sat down in the reception room. After a while, Liang Shiyi, Deputy Minister of Finance and Secretary-General of the Presidential Palace, came out.

This man is a celebrity under Yuan Shikai, who was called "Little President" at that time and personally came out to deal with Zhang Taiyan.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Taiyan didn't even say hello, so he said, "I want to see Yuan Shikai. What are you doing? "

Liang was furious and left.

Zhang Taiyan waited for a long time, but no one came out. Finally, he couldn't bear it. He stood up and lifted the vase in the reception room and broke it!

That's not enough. He raised his chair again and "completely annihilated" and smashed everything that could be smashed in the reception room!

While smashing, he also shouted: "Yuan Shikai is a great president, and he really wants to be an emperor. He really has ulterior motives, so punish him! If the sky doesn't punish it, I will punish it! "

Just as he was standing in the messy reception room, his face was red and angry, another man came.

This man is Lu, the security officer of the presidential palace. He immediately bowed to Zhang Taiyan and apologized, saying that he would take him to see the President.

Zhang Taiyan followed him into the carriage. Unexpectedly, the carriage didn't turn inward, so the gendarmerie locked him up.

Lu Xun said that no second person dared to scold Yuan Shikai in front of the presidential palace.

This is Zhang Taiyan's arrogance, which is manifested in the form of shocking madness, but it is entrusted with the deepest worries.

Others are afraid of death, but Zhang Taiyan is not afraid. We will use this hard bone to fight with those who dare to betray the revolution.

two

Write anti-Qing articles for Qing newspapers

Before the founding of the Republic of China, Zhang Zhidong's aide, Liang Dingfen, asked him to run a Zheng Xue Daily together and asked him to write the front page of the first issue of the newspaper.

As a result, Zhang Taiyan happily wrote an article of 60,000 words. Length is not a problem, but the problem is that the title of the article is actually called "On Exhaustion".

You made anti-Qing remarks in a newspaper sponsored by the Qing government? Only a madman can do that!

My friend was puzzled and asked Zhang Taiyan: What do you mean?

Zhang Taiyan said: "Give them some color to see see!"

When Liang Dingfen read the article sent, he flew into a rage and shouted, "Rebellion!" Kill the head! "At that time, I went to Zhang Zhidong to punish Zhang Taiyan.

However, some people around him dissuaded him: "This kind of thing makes a big noise and has a bad influence on Zhang's adult. I think this man is crazy. Just drive him out of Hubei. "

Zhang Zhidong also agreed. But Liang Dingfen felt Japanese, so he ordered his men to get rid of Zhang Taiyan immediately. He didn't let him take away his bedding and immediately swept the door.

Not enough. Liang Dingfen let his four bearers lie in ambush on the road. While Zhang Taiyan was unprepared, he rushed out, took the stick of the sedan chair and severely hit Zhang Taiyan's ass.

Zhang Taiyan, who was beaten, refused to admit cowardice and shouted, "Call Liang Dingfen out! Tell Liang Dingfen to come out! "

Zhang Taiyan is penniless. Fortunately, a friend bought him a quilt, clothes and a boat ticket before he could go back to Shanghai.

For the average person, you speak for whoever you work for.

But for Zhang Taiyan, he just wants to say what he wants to say!

This almost paranoid pride offended many people, but it also impressed countless people.

Zhang Taiyan in Qing Dynasty

three

Chiang Kai-shek also looks at faces.

Chiang Kai-shek's policy of forbearance and non-resistance to Japanese aggression has always upset Zhang Taiyan.

Unfortunately, once in a restaurant, they really met.

Zhang Taiyan arrived first, and after dinner, he wrote an inscription for the hotel owner. When Chiang Kai-shek arrived, he ordered to sever relations with Song Meiling. Someone around him reminded him that Zhang Taiyan was writing there.

Chiang Kai-shek got up and went over to say hello: "How is Mr. Taiyan recently?"

If ordinary people see national leaders take the initiative to greet themselves, they should at least express their excitement and honor.

But Zhang Taiyan didn't look up and continued to write, saying, "Nothing, nothing."

Unwilling, Chiang Kai-shek asked, "What has Mr. Taiyan been up to recently?"

"Cheat to eat with a pen."

Chiang Kai-shek was embarrassed and said, "Let's take Mr. Chiang Kai-shek's car later, and Mr. Chiang Kai-shek will deliver it to your home later. If you need anything, you may wish to discuss it with the government. "

Chiang Kai-shek

Zhang Taiyan waved his hand: "No,no."

As the head of state, Chiang Kai-shek was so left hanging, and it was quite embarrassing not to stand or walk.

Just as he was leaving, Zhang Taiyan had just finished writing a word. Finally, he looked up at Chiang Kai-shek and said with a smile, "Mr. Jiang's walking stick is quite distinctive."

Hearing this, Chiang Kai-shek quickly said, "If you like it, Chiang Kai-shek is willing to give it to you."

Zhang Taiyan did not refuse, but took the cane and said with a smile, "Thank you, Mr. Jiang!"

Chiang Kai-shek was reluctant, but he smiled with him: "Ha ha ha, you're welcome, sir."

Proud people will not be overwhelmed by any force.

In Zhang Taiyan's eyes, you only look at whether you are doing things right or not, not at your position.

unbridled

four

Eat while reading, no matter what you eat.

We all know that many masters are not only eager to learn, but also proficient in diet, such as Lu Xun, Liang Shiqiu and Wang Zengqi.

But Zhang Taiyan may be the only master who is famous for not knowing how to eat.

To what extent is he not particular? Sitting on the dining table, watching while eating, only eating things around you, not touching at all, not watching what you eat at all.

During Yuan Shikai's house arrest, Yuan Shikai knew that Zhang Taiyan had prestige and dared not kill him. He also ordered his men to eat and drink.

As a result, the doorman asked Zhang Taiyan what he wanted to eat, and he only said two things: one was steamed eggs and the other was steamed ham. Steamed eggs are common, so he just thought about it. Steamed ham because he often ate it when he was in Shanghai.

Every meal turned out to be steamed eggs and ham. Zhang Taiyan doesn't care at all.

Zhang Taiyan's students visited him, most afraid of being left for dinner. Because Zhang Taiyan invited a guest to dinner, he just took out some fermented bean curd, salted fish, salted eggs and tofu, which was simply "terrible".

Although he doesn't pay attention to eating, it is said that Zhang Taiyan especially likes to eat smelly things.

This may be the performance of his debauchery and madness.

Some people live to eat, while Zhang Taiyan eats just to live.

It's not that he doesn't enjoy life, but that he loves higher and farther.

five

You don't know the way without the concept of money.

Zhang Taiyan is not interested in making money, not because he doesn't love money, but because he has no concept of money at all and has made many jokes.

For example, when Yuan Shikai was under house arrest, Yuan Shikai allocated a large sum of money for Zhang Taiyan's living expenses. Results Zhang Taiyan steamed eggs and ham every day. Later, he went on a hunger strike and never asked about the price of food again. Therefore, the guards guarding Zhang Taiyan and the servants in charge of his daily life have made a lot of money from it, and they have all become fat jobs.

Before getting married, Zhang Taiyan counted his property and counted 7,000 yuan. A friend came to persuade him that the money was still in the bank.

Zhang Taiyan thought it was right and gave the money to this friend. As a result, two days later, this friend returned this passbook to Zhang Taiyan, with only 3500 yuan on it.

Before paying the money, you didn't count it clearly and left no evidence. If you are a master, you can only accept it.

Zhang Taiyan is stupid except that he can't manage money. There is also a famous joke here.

On one occasion, Zhang Taiyan went to Sun Yat-sen's house to talk about things. Later, the driver who had sent Zhang Taiyan home happened to be absent. Zhang Taiyan stopped a rickshaw and was about to leave.

The coachman asked, "Where to?" Tae-yeon replied, "At home!"

"Where is home?"

"How can you not know my home? There is a cigarette shop in the alley on the road. "

The coachman had no choice but to ask for directions while walking, but he couldn't find the way around many times.

At this time, the driver of Sun Yat-sen's family just came back. He hurried to chase Zhang Taiyan's car, but he couldn't find it. He called Zhang Jiali and his wife said he hadn't come home yet!

After waiting for a long time without seeing anyone, the two families hurriedly searched separately and finally found him nearby. He was still sitting in the car, looking around, unaware that he had been driving for a long time.

You said that Zhang Taiyan didn't understand life, and he really didn't understand the enjoyment of eating, drinking and having fun in the popular sense.

Zhang Taiyan, who is well versed in Buddhism and Laozi and Zhuangzi, has already reached the realm of "forgetting things" in his life. Those who don't know him call him a madman, and those who know him call him a great wise man.

Zhang Taiyan is in Japan

six

Scold famous professors at Peking University.

Zhang Taiyan had a famous debate with Liu Bannong, a famous professor at Peking University. This sensational debate vividly shows Zhang Taiyan's unruly character and crazy style.

Liu Bannong is a doctoral student at the University of Paris. His major is linguistics and phonology? It happens to be Zhang Taiyan's strength.

At that time, Zhang Taiyan often criticized Hu Shi and other Peking University professors for their lack of knowledge. Liu Bannong thought, after studying abroad for so many years, I can't believe what I have learned. You are worse than an old man who has never been to college!

So Liu Bannong publicly claimed in the newspaper that he would visit Zhang Taiyan for knowledge.

Zhang Taiyan heard about it and was able to shrug off it, just waiting for Liu Bannong to come over. Finally, on this day, a handsome young man came, and this is Liu Bannong.

After the greeting, the topic began to turn to study. Zhang Taiyan asked Liu Bannong, "What is your vernacular?"

"Of course, it is based on Beijing dialect."

"What is the Beijing dialect?"

"Beijing dialect is a dialect spoken by Beijingers since Ming and Qing Dynasties."

"Wrong! What is your basis when you say the Ming Dynasty? "

Liu Bannong froze, speechless.

Liu Bannong

Zhang Taiyan said: "The Beijing dialect in Ming and Qing Dynasties is different. I'll let you hear what the Beijing dialect of the Ming Dynasty is. " Then he read A Wen Tian Xiang's Song Zhengqi, using the rhyme of the Ming Dynasty, which was very different from the later Beijing dialect.

Zhang Taiyan looked at Liu Bannong's embarrassment and smiled proudly: "Hum, you don't understand, Manchu in Qing Dynasty had a great influence on Beijing dialect. You don't know the original rhyme of Han nationality. Let me read you a poem from the Han Dynasty. "

Then I read two Chinese poems with Chinese rhymes, which frightened Liu Bannong even more.

Zhang Taiyan said, "Didn't you collect swearing words from local dialects some time ago?" I can give you two words now. "

Then Zhang Taiyan began to talk about it. This sentence is the swearing words of the Han Dynasty, which book was published, which sentence is the swearing words of the Tang Dynasty, and which book is the source. I also told him how to curse people in Hakka dialect from Shanghai and Ningbo. This is not a show message, but a big curse on Liu Bannong!

Liu Bannong was flushed and sweaty. After a while, he finally interjected: "I have been bothering the teacher for too long." Excuse me first. "

After Liu Bannong left, Zhang Taiyan sat on the cane chair in the room and laughed proudly.

Whether you are a political leader or an academic star, Zhang Taiyan is unconvinced and must fight to the end.

Hypocrisy has never been his style.

He just wants to be happy!

empathy

seven

"But it's excellent for students."

Zhang Taiyan's scholarship involves primary school (philology), phonology, Confucian classics, Zhuzi studies, Buddhism, philosophy, history, literature, medicine and calligraphy.

13 Zhang Taiyan's grandson Zhang Zeng recalled: "In these fields, if someone asked Mr. Zhang, in which field did you achieve the highest? He would say without thinking, medicine. This is really from his heart. Medicine is the love of his life, but the highest achievement is primary school. "

Zhang said that Zhang Taiyan's primary school scored the highest and paid the deepest. In all his fields, phonology and philology have formed a school, which is the famous Zhang Huang School.

Zhang Taiyan once gave titles to several high-legged people: Qichun Huang Kan (Ji Gang) was the king of heaven, Wuxian Wang Dong (Chu Xu) was the east king, Zhu Hai Yan Xizu (Pei County) was the west king, Gui 'an Xia Qian (in the middle of the season) was the south king, and Shexian Wu Shicheng (Jane House) was the north king.

"Zhangmen Disciple" is an academic school in modern China.

Zhang Taiyan has never taught in a university, but only likes to teach in his own home. Among the students he has taught is Huang Kan, a master of phonology and literature. Qian, a master of linguistics and a leader of the new culture movement; There are also brothers Lu Xun and Zhou Zuoren, both famous writers.

He held a seminar on China Studies in Tokyo, attended by rich people, Ren Hongjuan, Lu Xun, Zhou Zuoren and Xu Shoushang.

Many people who admire Zhang Taiyan's articles think that he is a Confucian gentleman who is not angry and arrogant, or a tough guy who is angry and unsmiling.

As a result, what, this is my neighbor's uncle!

Zhang Taiyan's lectures are very imposing. There are five or six apprentices in the class, some writing on the blackboard and some pouring tea. The scenery is spectacular and interesting. What's even more interesting is teacher Tai Yan's opening remarks: "You are lucky to come to my class, and of course you are also lucky to me."

Zhou Zuoren once said: "Taiyan will lose his temper with the rich, but it is excellent for students."

In the hot summer, Zhang Taiyan is like a middle-aged uncle who can be seen everywhere on the street now, wearing a baggy long vest and holding a cattail leaf fan, sitting on a mat with a smile on his face.

It looks like Maitreya in a temple!

He doesn't have the airs of a master of Chinese studies for his students, just like a friend. Besides serious knowledge, he likes chatting and joking.

And Zhang Taiyan, who is eccentric, is especially joking. He often tells a few jokes to make students laugh during lectures.

The atmosphere of this so-called seminar on Chinese studies was so relaxed that Mr. Lu Xun dubbed money "crawling around" because he often walked around the table.

In front of the students, the fierce warrior who glared and clawed with iron bones became an amiable and humorous uncle.

But all his students admire the teacher and inherit his profound knowledge.

eight

Betrayed by friends, never give up.

Zhang Taiyan is not only kind to students, but also sincere to friends.

One of his most admired friends is Liu, who is unique in Confucian classics. Although Liu is knowledgeable, he once framed Zhang Taiyan.

That was before the founding of the Republic of China. Originally, Liu Ye was a revolutionary party, but he defected to Duan Fang, a minister of the Qing Dynasty, and framed Zhang Taiyan for taking refuge in Duan Fang.

After the outbreak of the Revolution of 1911, Duan Fang was executed by the revolutionary party, and Liu disappeared, and his life and death were unknown.

Zhang Taiyan came back from Japan, but he couldn't find any news about Liu anywhere. He is as anxious as a cat on hot bricks. He published "Looking for You" in the newspaper, looking for Liu.

At the same time, he also wrote to Sun Yat-sen, the interim president, asking for pardon for Liu's rebellion.

Someone asked Zhang Taiyan: Didn't Liu hurt you?

Zhang Taiyan was anxious: "Even so, he was actually cheated. His original intention was not to hurt me. My knowledge is only understood by Shen Shu (Liu Zi). If Shen Shu dies, I won't live alone! "

Only those who know knowledge are nerds, and the masters of flesh and blood are people with rich emotions and extraordinary abilities. Zhang Taiyan's passion is dedicated to the revolution, to the book and to all the people he cares about.

Love one's country

nine

"How can my Chinese sons and daughters be so angry?"

When Zhang Taiyan fled to Japan in his early years, he often wore kimono in order not to impress others.

Japanese people like to embroider family emblems on the sleeves of kimono coats to show their identity. Zhang Taiyan embroidered the word "Han".

His wife once asked him what this meant. Zhang Taiyan said: "Although I had to wear kimono because I fled to Japan for the revolution, the embroidery of the word' Han' shows that I am still from China and will always remember China."

Zhang Taiyan, who witnessed the collapse of the Qing Dynasty and the establishment of the Republic of China, did not expect to witness another disaster of the Chinese nation in his later years: the Japanese invasion.

193 1 year, Zhang Taiyan is 63 years old, in poor health, living in seclusion in Suzhou and rarely making public appearances.

This year, the Japanese launched the "September 18th Incident" and occupied the three northeastern provinces of China.

How can my Chinese sons and daughters be so angry? ! Zhang Taiyan is angry.

"September 18th" had a great influence on him. Since then, he has resumed the habit of reading newspapers. He must read newspapers every morning, spread out a map and analyze the Japanese attack route and strategy.

Hearing that Chiang Kai-shek had adopted a policy of non-resistance, Zhang Taiyan was furious and immediately wrote an article to scold Chiang Kai-shek.

I heard that the Northeast Anti-Japanese Volunteers insisted on the war of resistance. Zhang Taiyan wrote all kinds of calligraphy and couplets and donated them to the Northeast Volunteers' charity sale.

The 19th Route Army was brave and tenacious in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression. With the immortal writing style of the master of Chinese studies, he laid a tomb for the fallen soldiers and wrote a tribute to the national heroes.

This is a rare eulogy he wrote, and he has been used to swearing all his life.

College students in Shanghai organized a petition group to go to Nanjing to demand the war of resistance. Zhang Taiyan said to his students at the Suzhou Sinology Seminar:

"You buy something to eat, go and see that group of children. The country depends on them. "

Someone advised Zhang Taiyan: "You have already made a name for yourself. Why are you still fighting against the government at this time? Whether the government can resist Japan has its own considerations. "

Zhang Taiyan said angrily: "I tried hard to get rid of the Manchu emperor in the first half of my life, not to make room for the Japanese!" I come from China, and I have to save the people of China! "

Zhang taiyan, who runs for the cause of Japanese revolution.

ten

Willing to bury the heroic side

Lu Zhangjian, an officer under Yuan Shikai, once said with awe: "An article by Mr. Taiyan can be worth several divisions."

But Zhang Taiyan is too old to write down 60,000 words a day, reprimanding Fang Qiu and lambasting the enemy as he did when he was young.

He can hardly write, and the government will not let him speak easily because he calls for resistance to Japan.

1936, Zhang Taiyan was seriously ill. The family has begun to make arrangements for him and ask him what his last wish is.

He is ill in bed, with a face of vicissitudes? That is experienced the most intense upheaval in China just some vicissitudes of life, lips slightly move, said:

"Bury me next to General Zhang Cang's cemetery."

Zhang Cangshui, the general Zhang Huangyan in the late Ming Dynasty, was sacrificed and captured for resisting the failure of the Qing army.

Zhang Taiyan can't see the enemy's demise, but he still wants to have a long talk with the hero in the underworld, saying that the rise and fall of the country is a major event.

On June 1936, Zhang Taiyan passed away. 13 Mr. Taiyan intermittently left the last two sentences before his death: "There are aliens in midsummer, and the descendants of the world are not allowed to eat their official positions." After his death, according to Zhang Huangyan's last wish, his tomb was next to him.

The national government promised to hold a state funeral for the master, but the matter finally fell through.

Perhaps Zhang Taiyan doesn't need a state funeral to prove his importance to China.

Because even the "Republic of China" is the name he created.

Lu Xun wrote an article commemorating Zhang Taiyan 10 days before his death. As the greatest writer in modern China, his evaluation of teachers is so weighty.

Zhang Daqian painted Zhang Taiyan.

Lu Xun wrote:

"Take an examination of his life, take the big medal as a fan pendant, face the door of the presidential palace, criticize Yuan Shikai's ulterior motives, and there are no two people in the world; Seven were hunted, three were imprisoned, and the revolutionary ambition was indomitable, and the second person in the world: this is the spirit of the sages and a model for future generations. "

This is Zhang Taiyan, a master looked up to.

The "madman" is gone forever, leaving only future generations to remember the master.

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