Funny quotes that hurt each other’s best friends. Funny quotes that hurt each other’s best friends.

1. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down.

2. If you go to fight, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you.

3. As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains and all traces of people will disappear.

4. If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.

5. The real showman has the courage to face his own shameless face.

6. Her sword is cold, her knife is also cold, her heart is cold, her blood is cold... These sisters are freezing!

7. I heard that your company has been doing well recently. When will it go bankrupt?

8. Stop pretending, I’m going to stab you with a stick.

9. Sister, you must not die, hold on. There are greater difficulties waiting for you ahead. Who will bear this difficulty if you die?

10. "There is good news and there is bad news. Which one do you listen to?" "What is the bad news?" "We're lost. I don't know this place, and I guess we'll have to live on cow dung from now on." "What's the good news?" "There's plenty of cow dung."