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What advisers were there in the Han Dynasty?

At the end of Qin dynasty and the beginning of Han dynasty, the world was in chaos and talented people came forth in large numbers. Even so, Chen Ping's talent and achievements are still quite outstanding and absolutely extraordinary.

Chen Ping is a handsome boy. But because of his poor family, he almost couldn't even marry his wife; Later, I seized the opportunity to kill three birds with one stone, not only got a rich belle, but also improved my social status. He has speculated several times and changed his master three times; Finally, after Liu Bang was recognized, he made every effort to become a core counselor who played an important role in decision-making and became a famous founding minister of the Han Dynasty. In the Chu-Han War, he skillfully used double spies to alienate Xiang Yu's confidant and greatly weakened the backbone and combat effectiveness of the Chu army. He also persuaded Liu Bang to widely absorb and boldly appoint people from all walks of life, which greatly accelerated the process of winning the war. At the critical moment when Xingyang, a strategic place, was about to be captured by Xiang Yu, Chen Ping first released a smoke bomb intended to surrender, paralyzing the Chu army; Then, with a strange trick, he asked the general Ji Xin to lead 2000 female soldiers to delay the cover. Li Stiff asked Liu Bang to take advantage of this gap and take the opportunity to escape. Emperor Gaozu led 200,000 troops to collude with Han Wangxin of Xiongnu, and modu chanyu personally led 400,000 fine riders to rescue him. He besieged the Han army in Dengbaishan, Pingcheng for seven days and seven nights, and the situation was extremely critical. Finally, it was Chen Ping's secret plan that made him escape from danger. Liu Bang is worried about Han Xin, uneasy and afraid to use force easily; Chen Ping suggested that Gao Zu cheat and travel everywhere. As a result, Han Xin, the conqueror of Chu, became a prisoner. On his deathbed, Gaozu sent him to the front line to supervise the army and beheaded Fan Kuai; After actuarial calculation, Chen Ping finally handled this extremely difficult, easily blamed and thankless task skillfully in an appropriate way. When Lv Hou came to power, he pretended that the "White Horse Alliance" was nothing, and Mrs. Liquor tried to protect herself. After Lv Hou's death, he assessed the situation, joined hands with Zhou Bo and others, wiped out the Lu Party under the series connection of the Lu family, quelled civil strife, avoided war and division, safeguarded the stability and unity of the Han Dynasty, objectively benefited the people, and won himself a good reputation of "Anlu" and many practical benefits. He leads a wonderful life in difficult times and his career is as dangerous as ever. This handsome boy is unusual.

Interestingly, during the war years, Chen Ping often thought the same thing as Sean, the chief consultant. In peacetime, attitudes towards their origins are quite different. The same resourcefulness, but regardless of ideological depth or lifestyle, compared with Sean, Chen Ping always seems to be far behind. This is not only the difference in personality, education and experience, but also related to their origins. Although Liu Ji and Lv Zhi's in-laws don't respect Chen Ping as much as Sean, they are also polite and never rude. This is not easy, but it is also commendable.

When Chen Ping was a teenager, he fell in love with Huang Lao's technology and studied hard. He has benefited from ingenuity all his life, and ingenuity is his housekeeping skill. He made great contributions to this, and eventually became a generation of important ministers and sages, and also enjoyed a high reputation in history.

However, it seems reasonable that all previous dynasties criticized Prime Minister Chen's mind and personality. Among them, Han's views are quite representative. Asaps said:

Chen Ping is famous for his resourcefulness (or "conspiracy" more accurately), but his so-called "coup" against Xiang Yu and Han Xin is not appreciated by Tai Shigong. As for his kung fu, I'm afraid Tai Shigong sighed in surprise, but thought he would never learn it.

Second, women.

In his so-called preface to the water margin of ancient books in Guanhuatang, Jin Shengtan clearly said at the beginning: if you are 30 years old and have not married, you should not marry; If you are not an official at the age of forty, you should not be an official.

Indeed, getting a wife and being an official have always been two major tasks for adult men. Chen Ping, a handsome boy with a black moustache, is facing troubles and troubles from these two aspects.

Chen Ping was born in Huxiang, a tribe in Wu Yang (now Yuanyang County, Henan Province) to a family of yeomen farmers. His family has only about 30 acres of land. His parents have passed away, and he was brought up by his brother Chen Bo. Chen Bo is a good planter. He is as good as Liu Ji's second brother Liu Zhongyou. He scrimped and saved, cultivated intensively, and fully supported his clever and studious brother to go out to study. As time goes by, the four seasons flow. In a blink of an eye, Chen Ping grew up, tall and handsome, personable, witty and elegant, and looked like a man. A brother sees it in his eyes and enjoys it in his heart.

But according to the Qin law, the poor "can't choose officials"; It is not easy for Chen Ping to find a satisfactory job. Sister-in-law saw Chen Ping loafing around all day, and her heart was already full of resentment. It happened that someone asked her, "Your family is so poor, but your brother-in-law is tall and fat in vain. What good things did you give her? " Hey! "This is really a pot that can't be opened. Sister-in-law blurted out: "Look at it! What did you eat? This is all nonsense. Such a brother-in-law is not as good as him! " When Chen Bo heard about it, he decided to divorce his wife. This touched Chen Ping and made him deeply uneasy.

There is no landing for an official, and there are waves for a wife.

Chen Ping is an adult. It's time to get a wife. However, things are not easy: the daughters of rich families look down on him; What about the daughter of a poor family? He despised it. Chen Ping thinks highly of himself and knows the truth that "but not as well as those who have been poor together" and refuses to be belittled. There was no online dating at that time, otherwise he would be very popular. In this way, time flies and drags on for several years.

What should come will come sooner or later.

There was a rich man named Zhang Fu in Huju Township, and his granddaughter's nickname was Nana, who had been married five times before and after. Strangely enough, all five husbands died, leaving no one and a half behind. The widowed Nana had to go back to her parents' home and live in Lacrimosa all day, complaining about her hard life. People think she is hard, you are rich and beautiful, and no one dares to take care of her anymore. Chen Ping, an older unmarried young man who can't be high or low, has an idea about Nana.

At the right moment, a leader in the village died, and the funeral was grand and decent, presided over by Zhang Fu. Chen Ping volunteered to help, went out early and returned late, and was polite and well behaved. Zhang Fu took a fancy to Chen Ping and thought that his appearance was great and his intelligence was superior. They became friends forever.

One day, Zhang Fu followed Chen Ping to his home. The Chen family lives in a broken alley near the city wall. There is a broken straw mat hanging at the door, and the cups and utensils are very shabby and shabby. The house is surrounded by walls, and it is so poor that it jingles. However, Zhang Fu is a man of heart. Although he personally felt the poverty and embarrassment of the Chen family, he found many parking signs outside Pengmen. He became more and more confident in his vision and judgment and made up his mind.

Zhang Fu came home and said to his son Zhong Zhang, "I want to marry Nana to Chen Ping." Zhong Zhang was dumbfounded, and it took a long time to react. He asked his father, "Chen Ping is so poor that he does nothing. Everyone in the county laughed at what he had done. Why did he marry Nana? " Zhang Fu said categorically: "No matter how handsome a talent like Chen Ping is, it is impossible to be poor and humble for a long time! Besides, if people's family conditions were better, I'm afraid there would have been an endless stream of people coming to propose. How can it be our grandmother's turn? I think they are a good match! " Zhang Zhong thinks so too. As the saying goes, "female universities don't study abroad", but she can't beat her father, so she is no longer silent. Zhang Na and Chen Ping finally live in harmony.

Because Chen Ping was poor, Zhang's father lent him money as a dowry and gave him a large sum of money to enliven his marriage. The old man also deliberately said to his granddaughter: "The poor have strong self-esteem and are more sensitive. Don't be rude because they are poor. Chen Ping has deep feelings for his brother. You should serve your brother Chen Bo like a father and your sister-in-law like a mother. The young man will be promising, I believe grandpa! " Zhang Na blinked his eyes and nodded.

Zhang Na is a clever girl, but a little spoiled. I am young and energetic, and I have suffered the pain of losing my husband five times in a row. A tender heart has long been broken and has no hope for life. Unexpectedly, the sixth husband, Chen Ping, is handsome, talented, witty and humorous, and good in bed, which makes her feel unprecedented stretch and refreshment both mentally and physically. He is very gentle and considerate to Chen Ping, and his relationship with other aspects is also generous and decent. Everyone thinks that Chen Ping has married a beautiful and virtuous wife. Zhang Na often looks at her husband with a smile and remembers his grandfather's insight from his heart.

Chen Ping is also very satisfied with Zhang Na. Although I am a little unhappy when I think of my predecessors occasionally, Zhang Na's warm eyes and beautiful plump body soon make this unexpected idea disappear. After she got married, she got a steady stream of support from the Yue family, with increasingly abundant resources and more and more friends, and her social status was greatly improved. Chen Ping is a realist, and he is very satisfied. However, Zhang Na found that Chen Ping had insomnia several times in the middle of the night. Ask him, but he won't say.

The ancient people offered sacrifices to the land gods, and the ceremony was very grand, which was divided into two periods: spring was called the Spring Society, offering sacrifices to pray for a bumper harvest; Autumn is called autumn house, and the sacrifice is to thank the harvest year. On every social day, "the neighbors form clan associations and slaughter prisons, offering sacrifices to the gods first and then offering sacrifices separately."

This year, Huxian Township Library held a Spring Festival get-together, and Chen Ping was selected as the host. Everything went well and the meat sacrifice was shared fairly. The elders praised each other and said, "Chen Jia, who is in charge, has done a good job in sharing meat!" " "Don't worry, Chen Ping sighed," If Chen Mou has the chance to dominate the world, I will be as fair and just as I am! "

Chen Ping brought a meat sacrifice home and told his wife, Zhang Na, the praise of his elders and his own feelings. He asked incredulously, "Do you think I will have another chance?" There is no doubt that Zhang Na said, "Yes, there must be! Absolutely! " Chen Ping hugged Zhang Na, and they went into the back room.

No one expected that the opportunity would come at once like the Japanese.

Third, the master

Huang Xun, a post-official from Fujian (now Fuzhou), is well-read and versatile, and is the author of Flowers with People. His book is "widely quoted and accurate in judgment, and it is really called the top grade in recent works about anecdotes in the late Qing Dynasty"; It is even considered to be comparable to Hong Mai's Rong Zhai Essays in the Song Dynasty. He was also one of the most proud disciples of Chen Shi, a famous scholar in the late Qing Dynasty. He is a poet. When he was looking at apricot flowers, he wrote a beautiful sentence like "absolutely gorgeous, like pity for the former, countless branches have yet to swim", which was praised for a while. Huang, an important member of the Executive Yuan of the National Government, was executed for "collaborating with the enemy", which surprised many people. Chen Yinque wrote a poem, lamenting: "Gone with the wind or a thief", which is beyond words.

But there is a more popular saying: heroes are born in troubled times.

Indeed, if it weren't for the chaos in the world, Rao would be a talented, educated and educated person. At best, Chen Ping is only a celebrity in a small city, so it is difficult to get ahead, let alone expect to visit. The uprising in Daze Township provided a brand-new opportunity for ordinary people.

Let's talk about Wei's weirdness first. Wei Blame is the son of Wei State. He was once named the Prince of Ningling. He is a collateral descendant of Xin Lingjun Wuji, and Wei Bao is his younger brother. Qin destroyed Wei and abolished it. From then on, I was displaced and struggled. Chen Sheng rose up and became the queen, and Wei was blamed for it. Wang Chen sent Ren Wei Zhou to attack Wei, and Wei was occupied as a result. All the subordinates want to make Zhou Wang Wei. However, Zhou Shi has other plans. He said, "The world is in chaos. You just need to see who is the loyal minister. Now the whole country rises up and opposes the violence of Qin, which is reasonable. We must establish Wang Wei's descendants in Ren Wei to succeed. " Qi and Zhao each sent 50 cars to help each other and support self-reliance, but he firmly disagreed. Zhou City sent people to Chenjun five times, asking Chen Sheng for instructions and greeting Wei Zui. Chen reluctantly agreed to restore Wei Zui to Wang Wei and appointed Zhou Shi as.

At that time, it was still very strong, and Wei was blamed in (now the northeast of Kaifeng City, Henan Province), forming a tug-of-war.

Chen Ping thinks the opportunity has come. He resolutely bid farewell to his brother Chen Bo and his wife Zhang Na, and took a group of unwilling young people to Lin Ji, blaming Wang Wei. Wei Zhen admired Chen Ping very much and appointed him as a servant, in charge of Cheng Yu and Ma Zheng, and was listed as one of the nine nobles in the kingdom. Chen Ping was very excited and gave advice to Wang Wei again and again. However, Wei's blame was not adopted, not to mention being vilified by his recent ministers, and Wang Wei gradually alienated him. Chen Ping thought that ambition was difficult to display and even personal safety could not be guaranteed, so he left without saying goodbye in the dark of a month.

Soon, the Qin Dynasty defeated Chen Sheng with Zhang Han. He turned to the enemy and attacked Wang Wei. In a critical situation, Qian Wei quickly sent Zhou to Qi and Chu for help. Chu, Qi Paixiang, Tian Ba and Wei were defeated and killed. In turn, Qin Jun will be surrounded by economic aid.

The food has been finished, and it was finished overnight. In order to save the people in the city, Wang Wei proposed that Qin Jun surrender conditionally, and Zhang Han agreed. Wei Zhi ordered to stop resisting and then set himself on fire. Qin Jun immediately entered the city. Zhang Han looked at the messy Wang Fu, where the smoke was still burning. He said to himself, this is also a hero! Commanded the left and right to bury Wei. Wei Bao narrowly escaped and went to Chu. Only this man, like his brother, is also a tragic figure, which will be written later.

After learning the news of Wang Wei's death, Chen Ping sympathized with her teacher and felt happy for herself. A few days later, Xiang Yu went north to help Zhao reach the bank of the Yellow River, defected to him, fought with him, participated in famous military actions such as the Battle of Julu and the Battle of Qin Gui, and was knighted. Later, Xiang Yu claimed to be the overlord of Chu State, made Pengcheng his capital and led the army eastward. Wang Xiang went to the first rebel state of Qi, took the opportunity to return to the army to pacify Sanqin, and then moved eastward to compete with the Chu army for the Central Plains. Sima Yi, the first emperor, was no match for the Han army. He was captured in World War I and was allowed to remain in office after surrendering to Liu Ji.

Xiang Yu heard the news, named Chen Ping as Wu Jun, and sent him to attack Yin Wang with Wei Qing who fled to Chu. Chen Ping successfully conquered Sima Chen and returned home in triumph. Wang Xiang was overjoyed and immediately rewarded his work. He sent Xiang Han to worship Chen Ping as the captain and gave him 20 ounces of gold (one ounce equals 24 ounces). But before long, Hanwang captured Yin again, and Yin Wang fell into Han's hands. Xiang Yu hated Sima Qian's capriciousness. He vented his anger on Chen Ping and prepared to kill the generals and officials who tried to pacify Yin. Chen Ping felt wronged, afraid of being killed, and afraid to argue with Wang Xiang in a rage, so he packed everything that Xiang Yu gave him, hung up the golden seal, returned everything, and fled with his sword.

Who says the Yellow River is very wide? A reed drives it. When the boat crossed the Yellow River in the north, the ferryman saw that Chen Ping was ambitious and single, so he gave himself a gold coin. Probably a general who fled privately. He thinks he is very fat, and there must be gold, silver and jade in his waist pocket, so he can make a windfall. His thief's dead fish eyes looked at Chen Ping up and down, ready to wait for an opportunity to start.

I think Chen Ping is a smart and alert person, and he knows this very well. He thought: finally, Vega escaped the white blade of Xiang Wang, but he had no money at hand, just like a whiteboard; It's unfair and uneconomical to be killed by an unknown boatman who was greedy for money and dumped his body.