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My wife and I have been married for four years and have a three-year-old son. We both have jobs we like, children have mother-in-law, and life is more than enough.

My parents are reluctant to leave that small piece of land, and the money I earn can't support my family. My wife can't take care of the children full time. After her maternity leave expires, she sends her children to her mother-in-law's house during the day and her wife picks them up after work in the afternoon.

My father-in-law has not retired yet, and my mother-in-law has had breast enhancement surgery. The doctor told her again and again not to be too tired. It's good that she can take care of the children during the day.

I must admit that my wife is very hard. She sent the children to her mother-in-law's house at seven in the morning and picked them up at six in the afternoon. In the evening, she takes care of the children while doing housework.

My first affair was when my son was over one year old. The reason is that my wife has been sleeping with him and ignored me at all. When I went to see her, she always found various reasons to shirk: "Tired, not interested, don't wake the child, want to sleep."

I live alone, so I find someone to chat with WeChat. Of course, I have to find the opposite sex, otherwise there will be no topic.

I wandered around the circle of friends and quickly locked in Xiao Mo, a KTV salesman who drank a lot of beer. Every time we go to sing, she can accompany her friends to vomit.

At first, I didn't want to cheat. First of all, I'm heartless. Although my wife snubbed me, she did it for the sake of the children. If I cheat because of this, my parents, including me, will not forgive me. Secondly, Xiao Mo has a boyfriend, whom I have met, and often waits for her to get off work outside KTV.

I talked to Xiao Mo because she sent a dynamic message that day, "It's like finding someone to accompany me to get drunk, just like finding a shoulder to lean on."

I tried to comment under this message: "My shoulders are warm. Do you want to try? "

To my surprise, she replied to the message in a few seconds and knew my name accurately. This means that she is actually paying attention to me. It is an inflated thing for a greasy middle-aged man to be noticed by a young woman.

We had a chat. She told me that her boyfriend cheated her out of her money and took the girl to Sanya. They took many photos, much like lovers in love.

She sent me a voice, obviously crying, and my heart was broken. I can't wait to go to her side, wipe her tears and hold her in my arms.

After half a month, I chatted with Xiao Mo almost every night, and the topic became bigger and bigger. We are a bit like online dating. She stopped scolding and cheating love rat every day, and I almost forgot the existence of my wife and children.

It is said that ambiguity is only one step away from cheating. A month later, I took Xiao Mo to a hotel and gave her all my desires for a year.

Cheating is an addictive game unless someone catches you. Every time I go home and watch my wife fall asleep with her son in her arms, I will feel guilty for a short time.

Soon, I will find a reason to cheat. I am not a eunuch. Sexual life is a normal need. If my wife hadn't been sleeping with the children all the time, I wouldn't have cheated.

After putting the blame on my wife, I feel more comfortable cheating.

There is no windtight wall in the world, and soon acquaintances came to me to check in. Finally, I don't know who passed it on to my wife. She is waiting for him to catch her. When she appeared at the door of the hotel room, I couldn't refute it.

I begged my wife for mercy: "I am also a man. You always know to accompany your children and never understand my normal needs. "

A wife who looks weak at ordinary times becomes a tigress in a second. She growled at me regardless of everyone's eyes: "I work like you to earn money, and I have to cook and take care of the baby when I go home." Busy as a top every day, I just want to have a good sleep when I fall into bed. You never really thought about why I was so tired and didn't share a penny for me. You have the cheek to say that I don't understand you. "

Although it was my fault to cheat, I was scolded by my wife in public, and I lost face. I drove to the company for a night in a fit of pique.

Unexpectedly, my father called me at eight o'clock in the morning. After a casual scolding, he told me to go home and said that my wife was clamoring for a divorce.

If I used to feel guilty about my wife, this moment has passed. I hate her, but I still hate her. I scold you for marrying such a cruel and heartless crazy woman.

When I got home, I was greeted by my parents and parents-in-law. Many of the two families are sitting in the living room.

The first time I saw my family so new, everyone stood on my wife's side, tortured me and scolded me for being ignorant when I was lucky.

I was forced to write a letter of guarantee, and my mother almost knelt down for my wife. She still insists on divorce. She came up to me step by step and asked aggressively, "Although you admit your mistake, you are not satisfied. You think I forced you to cheat, don't you? "

I have never seen such a cruel and unreasonable woman. I broke the jar and shouted at my wife, "Are you all right?" My son is two years old. You sleep with him every day and ignore me. You forced me to cheat. "

My father-in-law immediately slapped me, and my mother-in-law took my wife away. She also said to my father, "In-laws, your son is so bad that I can't let my daughter be spoiled by him again."

My son was sleeping at that time. Ten minutes after his wife left, he woke up and kept shouting "grandma, grandma, mom, mom."

No matter how coaxed by parents, my son kept crying and his voice was hoarse. I went to hug him, and he bit my arm hard and shouted, "Mom, I want my mom."

That night, neither my parents nor I could control my son. He woke up and cried. I fell asleep when I was tired of crying, and repeatedly shouted, "I want grandma, I want mom."

The children were still sobbing when they fell asleep. My mother was so distressed that she kept blaming me: "How did you become a father? Why do children see you as if they saw the devil? "

I replied grumpily, "I am busy making money, which is usually brought by his grandmother and mother."

As soon as my voice fell, my father gave me a slap in the face: "Even my son doesn't care. What are you up to? Not making money. Where do you go to make money at night? "

I'm married and have children, and my parents scold me so cruelly. My father hasn't hit me since I can remember.

Who is to blame for all this?

I blame my parents' disappointment and hatred for steel on my wife. If she hadn't alarmed both parents, I wouldn't be so humiliated.

If I can't handle my son, I can only send him to my mother-in-law's house. My wife didn't let me in after taking over her son: "When are you free, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the formalities."

I really don't like her lofty picture, and her attitude is not very good: "Have you ever made trouble?" I admit my mistake. I was really wrong. Not yet? Ma Yili forgave the article for cheating. Didn't our aunt next door also say that it would be good to take money home? Why do you hold on to my fault? "

The wife's attitude is getting tougher and tougher: "I can't control others. All I know is that you are too chilling. You still think I'm making a mountain out of a molehill and forcing you to cheat. You never really realized your mistakes. "

Seeing her so indifferent to the relationship between husband and wife, I was angry: "This is a fact. If you didn't sleep with your children every day, I wouldn't cheat. "

The wife left the last sentence: "Then I will help you. After the divorce, you can continue to be philandering, and no one will care about you anymore. "

This is the last time my wife talked to me about this problem. After that, she refused to talk to me about anything except divorce. Even the divorce agreement, she only wants her son and the100000 deposit on the card, and the house is in dispute.

Women's inner death is silent, which is a sign of despair. I panicked and messed up, but it didn't help.

Even my mother said, can't you see that your wife has lost a lot of weight? You can see her despair. She must have struggled for a long time, but you didn't notice it.

It was not until my mother told me that I noticed that my wife had really lost a lot of weight.

It turned out that my wife had already discovered my infidelity, and she sounded the alarm for me. It is because I don't care about her that I don't pay attention.

Today, my wife went back to her mother's house with her seven-month-old son. I don't want a divorce, and I know I was wrong, but she didn't believe me at all and didn't even give me a chance to turn over a new leaf.

Can I still save my marriage?