Ask for a joke within 70 words

The Chinese teacher is an old lady. She always carries a whip in class, which is made of wood. The magic of this weapon is that it can chop, chop,

Poke, pick, smash,,, and it can be launched in the east, south, west, north, up, down, left and right directions on the rivers and lakes.

The only thing that can escape this blow is zero. . .

2。 Chalk head

The head teacher is a young lady who has been practicing the skills of flying chalk heads since she was a child. Every time I send it, I'm as anxious as lightning. And best of all,

This weapon can refer to the east and the west. Do you think it's safe if no one sees you? No! ! ! Every time you realize that at this moment,

Already confessed. . . Wow, that's true. . .

3。 Rely on it

The physics teacher is a middle-aged woman. She is a famous teacher, and her right index finger is invincible. Every time you can't answer a question, your brain

The door will leave fingerprints. There was once a man who boasted that he had practiced iron-toed stunts, but he didn't feel pain after being recruited. As a result, I even ranked seventh in this superior.

Seventy-nine fingers and died. . . Its shape is tragic. . .