Tell a joke that you think is the funniest.

1. Xiaohong is listening to the radio.

"If the skin is white and red, it is good healthy skin ..."

Xiaohong couldn't help touching her face happily.

At this time, the radio went on to say, "Today's lecture on raising pigs is over ..."

2. The teacher said, "Students who like music stand up."

At this time, several students came out of a group of students.

The teacher said, "Good! Now you take this piano to the sixth floor ... "

Two cheapskates, A and B, happen to be deskmates.

One day, A asked B to borrow an eraser. B refused to kill him. So A was furious: "Are you human?" ? Don't even borrow an eraser ... "

After scolding for more than ten minutes, A said angrily, "OK, I'll use mine!" "