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1 00000 cold jokes in English1:

A thief broke into a house. He saw a CD player he wanted, so he took it away. Then he heard a voice "Jesus is watching you". ?

He looked around with a flashlight. "What the hell is that?" . He found a few dollars on the table and took them away ... He heard a voice again, "Jesus is watching you".

He hid in a corner, trying to find the source of the sound. He found a birdcage with a parrot in it! He went over and asked, "Is that your voice?" . It says "yes". Then he said, "What's your name?" . It says "Moses". ?

The burglar said, "What kind of person would name his bird Moses?" The parrot replied, "The man who named his Rothwell dog Jesus.

/kloc-English version of 0/00000 cold jokes 2:

A newspaper organized a competition to find the best answer to the following question: "If there was a fire in the Louvre, if you could only save one painting, which one would you save?"

A newspaper organized a competition to collect the best answer to the following question: "If the Louvre caught fire and you could only save one painting, which one would you save?"

The winning answer is: "The one closest to the exit."

The winning answer is: "The one closest to the door."

English version of 100,000 jokes 3:

A taxi passenger patted the driver on the shoulder and asked him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, almost hit a bus, rushed onto the sidewalk and stopped a few centimeters from a shop window.

The passenger patted the taxi driver on the shoulder and asked a question. The driver shouted and the car lost control. He almost hit a bus, got on the sidewalk, and finally hit the shop window a few centimeters before stopping.

The driver said, "listen, man, don't do that again." You scared me to death! " The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't expect to scare you like this with a pat." The driver replied,?

"I'm sorry, it's really not your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. I have been driving a funeral car for 25 years. "