Selected 24 joke copywriting

0 1. "You must give me a raise!" A man said to his boss, "There are three companies looking for me now." "Really?" The boss asked him, "Which three companies are looking for you?" "Power companies, telephone companies and gas companies."

02. Bring your boyfriend home on weekends. He said he was nervous when he saw my dad, and he didn't know how to put his hands. I said if you are nervous, put it in your pocket. Later, my dad pulled me over and asked me: Is your boyfriend sick? What is he doing with one hand in his coat pocket and the other hand in his trousers pocket?

03. I was late for class. I want to shout "report" at the door of the classroom, and I am in a hurry to shout "eight voices". The teacher said flatly, "Did the Imperial Army ask you to give me a message?"

04. Have you ever said the humblest thing to keep each other in your life? What is this? "Come back, fifty is fifty, and I will sell it to you at a loss."

05. I went to buy water, and the boss said two yuan. I said the suggested retail price is1.a bottle of 5 yuan. The boss said, "I don't accept his suggestion!" " "

Don't always ask me if I'm here. What if I say yes and you borrow money from me? If I say no, then will you invite me to dinner? So just say something so that I can decide whether I'm here or not.

I saw a man and a woman at the barbecue last night. If they lose, they must agree to one condition. As a result, the boy won. The boy looked at the girl and said, is there any way? The girl nodded shyly. The boy said happily: then we won't AA, you pay the bill!

08. "I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line." "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

09. I go to work because I have no money, but why do I still have no money to get paid when I go to work? I don't understand which link is wrong. Is there a middleman to make the difference?

10. Yesterday, my female colleague asked me, "Do you have a cold?" I was very moved: "How do you know? Is my voice a little hoarse? " She: "No, when I see you smoking, you don't smoke a nostril.

1 1. Watermelon sellers don't need money if they are not ripe. I went over and picked two watermelons and said, "Send me." He immediately shouted, "That won't do, I don't know you well!" ""Don't want money if you are not familiar with it? "

12. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

13. Student: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." Teacher: "I forbid you to say that about yourself."

14. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

15. Finding someone to pay back the money is like unrequited love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends.

16. In junior high school, I fought with my classmates and was expelled from school. A girl chased me all the way home, crying and saying, you can't leave. What shall I do if you leave? My mother is going to hit me when she hears this. I quickly asked the girl, are we related? She cried and said, why doesn't it matter? If you leave, I will be the last in my grade. ...

17. The gap between ideal and reality is that "I want to have a home" in the past, and now it is "I hope not to be driven out by the landlord".

18. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will praise me for not being good enough.

19. that day, I asked my father: am I a stupid child? Dad: Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?

20. Once I took my friend out to dinner, my friend said to me, "I like lobster and hairy crabs, as long as they have shells." I said to the waiter, "handsome boy, open the melon seeds."

2 1. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

22. The vast sea of people is heartbroken for you. You don't seem to care, but it hurts me. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself. You stepped on my foot!

23. People used to say that my eyes were small, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

24. Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.