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The little boy doesn't like the way dogs bark.

"That's right," said a gentleman. "Don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb:' barking dogs don't bite.' ? "

"Ah, yes," the little boy replied. "I know this proverb, but does the dog also know this proverb?"

Does the dog know this proverb, too?

A little boy doesn't like the way dogs bark.

"Never mind," said the gentleman. "Don't be afraid. You know the proverb: "A barking dog doesn't bite." . "

"Oh, I know, but does the dog know?"

Let me write it down.

A mouse of the elephant said, "There is no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Price said it again, let me write it down." Said the mouse. "I want to tell a flea I know."

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The elephant on the mouse said, "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Please say it again and let me write it down." Said the mouse. He said, "what I know, I want to tell the flea."

Do you know my job?

One night, a hotel caught fire and the people living here ran out in their pajamas.

Two men stood outside, watching the fire.

"Before I came out," one of them said, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. When people don't think they are afraid of money, when someone leaves paper money in the fire and burns it, so I put all the paper money, I can find it. No one will become poorer because I take them away. "

"You don't know my job," said the others.

"What do you do?"

"I am a policeman."

"Oh!" The first person to cry. He had a brainwave and said, "Do you know my job?" "No," said the policeman.

"I am a writer. I have been telling stories that have never happened. "

? President: (simple translation)

Do you know what I did?

One night, a hotel caught fire and the people living in the dormitory ran out in their pajamas.

Two men stood outside, watching the fire.

"Before I came out," said one, "I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. I'm afraid I can't think of it. If someone left paper money in the fire, it was ashes of the fire, so I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. "

"You don't know what I do," said another.

""What do you do? "

"I am a policeman."

"Oh!" The first man shouted. He had an idea and said, "Do you know what I do?" I don't know. "said the policeman.

"I am a writer. I always tell stories that have never happened. "

Mysterious letter

"I don't like being too curious about you," said the wife, her husband. "But things have been bothering me for several days."

"So?" The husband said. "Tell me all about it."

"You received a letter on Friday," said the wife. "This is perfume. It saw you in a girl's handwriting. Column: You are sweating. You, your white hands are shaking ... God, who didn't say anything? "

"Oh," said the husband. "I think we'd better not talk about it."

"For God's sake," the woman screamed. "Tell me who he is and what it says."

"All right," said the husband. "This is your clothes. Shopping. It says you owe them $740. "

China (simple translation):

Mysterious letter

"I don't want to be too curious about you," said his wife. "Her husband." But one thing has been bothering me for several days. "

""really? " Her husband said, "Listen to me."

"You received a letter last Friday," said the wife. "There is a perfume girl's handwriting in the letter. I saw you: you broke out in a cold sweat, your face turned pale, your hands were shaking ... God, who wrote the letter? What does the letter say? "

"Oh, this thing." Her husband said. "I decided it was the best and we wouldn't talk about it."

"My God!" The woman screamed, "Tell me who wrote it and what."

"all right." Her husband said. He said, "You owe them $740 for your clothes."

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Who was the first man?

A teacher asked the class:

"Who was the first man?"

"George Washington," a little boy shouted at once.

"What's the matter with you? George Washington was the first man? " The teacher asked, smiling tolerantly.

"Because," said the little boy, "he is the first in war, the first in peace, and the first in the hearts of China people."

But at this time, an older boy raised his hand.

"So, tell me," the teacher said to him, "who do you think is the first man?"

"I don't know his name," said the big boy, "but I know he isn't George Washington, teacher. Because history books say that George Washington married a widow, of course, there must be a man in front of him. "

? Chinese translation: simple translation

Who was the first man?

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The teacher asked the class:

"Who was the first man?"

"George Washington," a little boy shouted at once.

"How do you know that George Washington was the first man?" The teacher asked, smiling tolerantly.

The little boy said, "Because he is the first in war, the first in peace, and the first in the hearts of China people."

Then an older boy raised his hand.

"Well," the teacher said to him, "who do you think is the first man?"

"I don't know his name," said the big boy, "but I know he isn't George Washington, teacher. Because history books say that George Washington married a widow, he must have a real man in front of him. "

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, a swallow and a sparrow. Now, who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

Erniao

Teacher: Here are two birds. One is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell me.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

? fishnet

"Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?"

"A bunch of holes tied together," the little girl replied.

fishnet

"Ann, can you tell me what a fishing net is?" The teacher asked.

"Many small holes are tied together with ropes to form a fishing net," the little girl replied.

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Ask his mother.

"I don't like her, mom, because she said three plus three equals six, but then she said two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George went home to school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

Physics examination

After a physics exam, Nick finished the first question. In the near future, all his classmates think it is difficult.

The question now is: Why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder when it thunders?

Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.

Physics examination

The students were still worried about the physics exam, and Nick quickly asked a good first question.

The question now is: Why do we always see lightning and hear thunder when it thunders?

Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.

A clever housewife heard that there is a kind of stove that can save half of the coal than the one she burns. She was very excited and said, "Great! A stove can save half of the coal. If I buy two, I will need it if there is no coal! "

A shrewd housewife

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A shrewd housewife heard that as many as half of the coal stoves are more than a stove. ? She said with great excitement, "That will be great. If I buy two stoves, can one stove save half of the coal instead of yours? "

? Which woman?

One night, I drove my husband's car to go shopping and came back. ?

? When I came back, I noticed that his car was very clean. When I finally entered the house, I called. "Love your woman.

Your headlights and windshield have just been scrubbed. "

The husband looked up and said, "Is mom there?"

? Which woman?

? One night I drove my husband's car to go shopping.

? When I came back, I found myself covered with dust and scrubbed for a while. When I finally entered the room, I shouted, "Your favorite woman in the world just scrubbed your headlights and windshield."

The husband looked up and said, "Is mom here?"