A joke suitable for first-grade children

1, the first grade of primary school, loves to eat snacks, and pocket money is ten cents a day, which is far from enough.

One day, I saw a classmate's fifty cents fall out of his trouser pocket, so I approached his classmate and said to him, you run first and I'll catch up with you.

Then the classmates ran in front, and I chased after them, chasing and chasing. Why didn't you lose the money?

An incident when I was a child left an indelible shadow on me. At that time, I was in the first grade and was six years old. My mother took me to the women's bathhouse to take a bath. This is normal, right? Now do you want to go or not, right? However, I met my deskmate, female! Same! Watch!

My son is in the first grade this year. Once, my son and I discussed everyone's shortcomings.

I said something about my shortcomings, and then asked him, what are your shortcomings?

He thought about it and said, mom said I was just a little calcium deficient.

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Mom said that my IQ is only 76. I don't know how high my IQ is I only know that I am a very lethal person. Many people have been hurt because of me. Some of them lost hope in life, and some even committed suicide. So I have always suspected that I have a potential superpower, and this superpower has had a particularly strong effect on my teacher for some reason. I remember the first teacher who died because of me. At that time, I was in the first grade of primary school, and my teacher took us to the wild for a natural practice class. Seeing the spring breeze blowing green and the willows sprouting branches, the teacher couldn't help thinking of a question, so he asked, "Students, do you know how to tell the wind direction?" "I know!" A little girl in my class answered and picked up a tree from the ground. ...