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Dramatic script (relatively short)
First act
Narrator: Long, long ago, lonely Cinderella was bullied by her half-sister and stepmother. On the eve of the 60th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), my mother received a short message. (Music stops)
Mother: Well, another harassing text message. These days ... oh, my god, it's from the royal family! 1, 10. On a sunny day in 2009, the royal family will hold a grand banquet for thieves in the People's Hall (Shandong dialect).
(Holding the sign, the next morning) (the first four sentences of the ballet "Two Tigers")
Mother: Girls, we are ready to get dressed!
The daughters came out dancing swan dance music.
Daughter: Mom, you can go. (Stand at attention and March in line)
Act II (Announcement)
Narrator: All this was heard by Cinderella who was hiding aside. She knew that she couldn't attend the party, so she was very depressed. At this moment, an old witch appeared. (The first two sentences of the Symphony of Destiny)
(The old witch keeps flying; )
Old witch: If you want to live well, you must eat well. If you want to be in a good mood, you must do well in the advanced mathematics exam; If you want to get high marks, just separate the figures (Chongqing dialect)
Secretary: Do you want to fall in love with the prince?
Secretary Li: For mobile users, please edit the message "long live the motherland long live the motherland" to 1 10, and for Unicom users, please edit the message "Oppose Taiwan independence's boycott of Japanese goods" to 120.
Cinderella: I don't have a mobile phone, but I have super QQ, and I can send short messages for free. You can receive my QQ message.
Old witch: Shh, don't talk. Today is the 60th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC). Our witch club at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is going to the countryside to help the poor. Let's make a deal! I'll lend you three magic weapons, please invite my secretary! No. 1
Secretary's greetings: Little Shenyang brand smelly shameless cosmetic bag
Old witch: No.2
Secretary Li: Sister Furong's slim evening dress (blocking Cinderella from changing clothes with magic cloth)
Old witch: No.3 is also our highlight today! Chen Shui-bian stepped on your glass shoes! Remember, be sure to come back before 12 o'clock, otherwise ... (Quit when talking)
Act III (Announcement)
Narrator: An exciting day has finally arrived. Cinderella is carrying a shameless cosmetic bag of Little Shenyang brand, wearing a slim evening dress of Sister Furong brand, stepping on Chen Shui-bian's brand and your glass shoes. At the party, the handsome prince and the beautiful Cinderella are about to meet.
The Opening Show of The Prince (The Prince and Xiao Zhuo) (TBD)
Prince: On this auspicious day of the 60th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), at this 60th anniversary ball, let's have fun with our motherland!
(Stepmother takes her eldest daughter and youngest daughter to the stage)
The prince invited his eldest daughter to dance ("Pig Marries Daughter").
After the dance, the youngest daughter rushed forward, kicked the eldest daughter away and invited the prince to dance very gently. (Counting ducks)
Cinderella scratched her head and walked onto the stage. She tripped (her shoes were too big), fell (threw her bag out) and fell into Xiao Zhuo's arms.
Xiao Zhuo: Oh ~ Miss, have I met you somewhere?
Cinderella: I saw you in my dream. What a sweet smile. ("Sweet Honey")
Xiao Zhuo Zi/Cinderella: It's you, it's you, it's you in my dream.
(two people look at each other, love at first sight! The prince coughed and stared. As soon as Xiao Zhuozi let go, Cinderella fell to the ground.
The prince pulls Cinderella (Xiao Zhuozi exits like a eunuch, and Cinderella is reluctant to watch Xiao Zhuo leave, and both of them nod at the same time). Cinderella dances with the prince. (Narrator knocks at the door, twelve times)
Cinderella: Ah! 12 o'clock, we are going to be disconnected! Honey, I want to go home and pay my account (throw my shoes out when dancing, and the prince will pick them up and get off)
Act IV (Announcement)
Narrator: Cinderella and her stepmother and sisters went home trembling, expecting a reply from the messenger.
Cinderella: Every time I think of last night. My heart stayed in that palace. I will always think of you when I am so tired that I forget the hardships of sweeping the floor. You and I both agree ...
Eldest daughter: Agreement? What is the agreement? Just a floor cleaner! Stay away, don't affect my memory of my beautiful prince. (After the eldest daughter spat out phlegm and kicked Cinderella) Look! If you can't even wipe it clean, wipe it over there!
Big: (singing) At the National Day dance yesterday, fireworks rose and my heart bloomed. A dance confuses me. I still can't forget it after thinking it over and over again. (The first five sentences of "The girl across the street looks over")
The little girl used to slap her) ah ... ah ...
Xiao: (singing) I'll wait here for you to come over, wait for you to love me, wait for you to come over, wait for you to come over, and I'll put on the ring (the first four sentences of Peach Blossom) (the eldest daughter tugs at the younger daughter's ear) Ouch ... ...
Big: Stop! Let's get down to business. The prince tonight is really handsome! handsome ...
Xiao: (Can't wait to continue) Romantic and charming. ...
(Stepmother, interrupting their conversation)
Mother: Girls, girls! Keep a clear head! (scolding two daughters) You are no longer children. Why are you so superficial? Girls, look at the essence through the phenomenon!
The two daughters are puzzled and exaggerated: essence? What essence?
Stepmother: All right, Cinderella, come and tell them what the essence is.
Cinderella: Then wait for autumn! If love is really great, what are you fighting for? Are you worse than others? ("Sister and Sister Stand Up")
Mother: Ah! Right, right! Cinderella, who told you to come here! Wipe the floor! Mind your own business! (He was rude when he drove Cinderella away, and turned to his daughters) Listen, there are ten men, seven stupid and eight stupid and nine bad, and there is another one that everyone loves. Daughters, jump out and love him even if his sweet words deceive him, and never let him leave. (The stepmother accused her daughters of "Sister Stand Up", and the daughters nodded, and the stepmother was narcissistic after singing)
(Clears his throat and sings solemnly) He is wearing a dazzling gold crown, and he is wearing an expensive white shirt, so he has no worries about food and clothing. His family's property is piled up like a mountain (jasmine). What an ideal son-in-law image! I heard that the prince's dream girl lost a shoe at the dance. Why don't we? ...
(Three people smile at each other) (Cinderella grins everywhere)
Act V (Announcement)
Narrator: Finally, the next day, the palace came (the tone rose)! ("CCTV version of the legendary swordsman" (eyah ...), Xiao Zhuo wears shoes and the music changes)
Xiao Zhuo Zi: (holding glass shoes and singing to the audience) What would I be like if I didn't meet you, what would my life be like, and whether I should cherish my life; Ever since I met someone and appeared at the dance, my life has been as happy as honey (8 sentences for the first time in love)
(Turning to four people, bowing) Whose shoes are these? (Shoes are held high by Xiao Zhuozi with one hand)
Words just say that finish, the eldest daughter, youngest daughter and stepmother went up, the eldest daughter took Xiao Zhuo's hand, stepmother pinched Xiao Zhuo's neck (ginger is still spicy! ), the younger daughter grabs shoes.
Little daughter: I see! (Stepmother and elder sister stop to look at her little daughter, who puts on her shoes) The birds in the tree are in pairs, and the crystal shoes really suit me;
Xiao Zhuo Zi: Pick a flower and let you go back to the palace with me.
Little daughter: You wait for me to finish dressing;
Xiao Zhuo Zi: A prison uniform and a pair of handcuffs. (Both husband and wife return to China, plus action)
Daughter: how ... how ... what's going on?
Xiao Zhuo Zi: The prince was killed at the end of the banquet. This glass slipper is the murder weapon left at the scene, and the prince was killed by this glass slipper! Now, the evidence is there, and you are the criminal!
Stepmother and eldest daughter were scared to the ground.
Cinderella got up from the ground and said to the little girl, haha! My little baby, let me see-(holding up my little daughter's chin) Yo yo, your skin is like a toad! Thanks to you, you have been using the "Lend me a Zhang Jun Face" brand facial cleanser! Do you want me to help you clean the floor? (Turning around and raising the chin of the eldest daughter) You ... you are not as good as your little sister! I can't even wipe it clean. It seems that I am still well maintained. How can you compare with me? (Then turns to Xiao Zhuo's son) Brother Xiao Zhuo, right? (Looking at the youngest daughter, stepmother and others proudly)
Daughter: Ah, I see! These shoes are not mine, but Cinderella's. ...
Xiao Zhuo Zi: Cut the crap! Behead Tian Jiabing!
Little daughter: I am wronged!
Cinderella: Hum! Cinderella doesn't talk. You think I'm snoopy!
Xiao Zhuo's son has a little girl.
Stepmother: Sister (daughter)! (below)
There was a scream from my little daughter in the distance, and one hand was raised. The commentator put up a sign (which said "This hand is not the other").
Cinderella: Dear audience, are you lost? Let me solve the mystery for you! On the day of the murder, that is,No. 10 in 2009, I fell in love with Xiao Zhuo's younger brother (Sansheng) at first sight ... (action to be determined)
Xiao Zhuo came to the stage while talking: However, the sissy prince took a fancy to my beautiful Ashi and wanted to marry her.
The prince came onto the stage: this dog man and woman murdered me for this.
Cinderella: Yes, I changed the crystal shoes that the old witch gave me, but I wore the limited edition glass shoes of Shenzhou 53, so although everything else disappeared after 12, the shoes stayed.
Xiao Zhuo Zi: That night, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, I sent a message to the prince in the name of Ash.
Prince: On the willow under the moon, people are in the dark. Poor thing, I thought she would come out after meeting in a dream (the narrator put up a sign of "Scene Reproduction" on the stage, and affixed it to the narrator (Prince), and Li Yue, Huang Jing and Linlin appeared in turn to start scene reproduction).
Xiao Zhuo Zi: After the prince came out, I killed him with a glass shoe from behind. (words stop and start to smash)
Prince: Ah! I died like this (the actor stopped behind)
Xiao Zhuo Zi: As soon as my eyes are closed and opened, the day passes, hmm. He died like this as soon as he closed his eyes and didn't open them, huh! (Li Yue leaves the crime scene to meet Huang Jing)
Cinderella: When I came back, my little sister happened to see my private meeting with Xiao Zhuo's brother (He Zi posted "You two tryst? ! "), when she learned that the glass shoes were left behind, she threatened me with our private meeting and asked me to help her marry the prince (He Zi placarded" I want to be a princess! " ) )。 As a result, I played along, helped her get the shoes (topaz picked them up and threw them into Linlin's arms), and cooperated with Xiao Zhuo to plant the prince's death on her (topaz and Li Yue dragged Linlin down).
Cinderella and Xiao Zhuo walked to Taichung and sang "You will marry me today". Cinderella sat on the "Prince" while singing.
Announce the "end of the play", trip over the "prince" when stepping down, call him up and take a curtain call together.
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