If I am a man's funny sentence

Say something about being a man in the next life!

If there is an afterlife, I mean, I won't be human anymore. ...

It's really hard to be a man. Do you know what it means to have both ends meet? Just look at it.

go out early and return late

The man went home early, and the woman sarcastically said: A big man came home from work with no entertainment, no friends, and certainly no skills. As a result, the man was forced to wander in the street after work, and finally stayed up until midnight, hungry, ate a bowl of wonton in the stall, and let people put more peppers, and then cheered up and pretended to be red. You can knock at the door, and my wife's eyes stare: You know you can come back and die outside.

Rich and poor

Men have a good business in the sea, a car and a house, and they are getting richer and richer, and their body shape has become a "model." However, business is in vain, and women often stay alone in their empty rooms. After a long time, women will sigh with emotion: Alas, I miss the day when a man took her all over the street on a broken bicycle while eating boiled cabbage every day. Soon, men lost money in business and were heavily in debt, and really returned to the days of eating cabbage every day. One day, the woman worked overtime until late at night, and the man rode a broken bike to get it. On the way home, the woman wiped her tears as she walked: it's a blind search for you, bitter and bitter, but forget it.

Handsome or not?

Men are usually untidy, women say, look at you, you are a slob. It's a shame to go out So the man hurried to buy "clothes" and pretended to be handsome every day. Seeing men dressing up in front of the mirror every day, women are a little uneasy. I thought: women are all trying to please themselves, and so are men. Is there a lover outside? So I rummaged through men's bags all day, looked at pagers, looked for clues on men's clothes with a magnifying glass, and asked questions if I had any questions.

Work more or less

Men are very diligent. After work, they buy food, cook and wash clothes. It can be said that apart from having children, men have done all the work that women did before. After a long time, the woman said, where did you see a man? What's the point of walking around the kitchen table every day? In anger, men do nothing. After work, I lay on the sofa and read a book called "Men should strive for self-improvement". When the woman saw it, she immediately became angry: What are you putting on airs? Don't cook in a hurry!

Romantic but not romantic

Women complain all day: once a man gets married, the romance in the love period disappears without a trace, and only when he goes to work, eats and sleeps, the days are really boring. One day, it happened to be their wedding anniversary, so the man was cruel and spent 100 yuan to buy her a bunch of flowers. I am looking forward to giving a romantic surprise to a woman, but the woman asks: How much does it cost to spend such a big pile?

Obedience and disobedience

Men never make up their own minds on big and small issues, and they have to report to women when they spend more than 50 yuan, which makes them have the reputation of being henpecked. One day, I asked a woman for a household chores. The woman said, I have never seen such a man with no opinion. After that, the man began to be independent, but just after three gods, his wife quarreled: Do you still have this home in your eyes? Do you still have me in your heart

The man finally cried: If there is an afterlife, I mean, I won't be a man.

What about you?