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A selection of 65 interesting sentences about the beginning of school
At the beginning of school, the students didn't know each other, and often regarded Zhang San as Li Si.
Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.
4. You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.
5. Freshman girls think that seniors want to get laid. In fact, what seniors like best is instant noodles?
I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.
7. Those seniors who wear slippers to class are just sincere. Maybe every semester they will welcome you, a well-dressed senior, to wear shoes on that day.
8. Dear, school begins. I guarantee that your college life is brand-new, your knowledge is genuine, your happiness is guaranteed for life, and your troubles can be paid back. Did you receive my blessing? Please give me a favorable comment, dear.
9. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions. One is? Lying in the trough or proof? And the other one? Lying in the trough can also prove this? .
10, the teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. Look at my thesis, it turned out to be a local tyrant.
1 1, I use the whole m 1n9 to represent our technetium.
12, when I was in primary school, the most awkward sentence was: wait for me after school!
13, school is about to start. In Fang Zizhou's words: Who agrees to start school? Do you have any proof that we spent the summer vacation? ?
14, flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up for class.
15, summer homework is actually that you write for a month and the teacher writes a reading.
16, who will ask the teacher for leave for me? I have a phobia of starting school.
17, school begins. I hope you will sit up and take notice in three days. You will never forget the words. You will only use your heart in geometry and algebra. You will write your composition with the help of God and Einstein's IQ!
18, how I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.
19, no love equation can match the mathematical equation.
20. I just like the feeling that I am busy making up my homework in the last few days of winter vacation.
2 1, the first round of the exam, I have been copying MM's answers. After handing in the paper, MM gave me a cold stare and said:? What are you looking at mine for? I made a B-roll. ? Ah, ah, bah, stop talking!
22. I am not afraid that you don't love me at all. I'm afraid that one day I don't love you.
23. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.
24. I've been meaning to tell you that there is no chance. I finally got up the courage to bite my teeth and say it. Know what you want to say? Even I was surprised. I have known you for so long, I want to remind you. The holiday is over, get ready to start school!
25. Mr. Winter Holiday said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.
26. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.
27. The first part: seniors see how juniors teach sophomores to cheat freshmen; Bottom line: Freshman listens to sophomore talk about how junior dumped senior; Horizontal batch: you always have to return it when you come out.
28. School taught me what it means to go home.
29. Why should the teacher scold you if you are not serious in class, and why can't the teacher scold you if you don't come to class?
30. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced and tomorrow you will go to jail.
3 1, just as the training started, it began to rain. A classmate: Sir, can you go back and collect your clothes? ? Instructor:? It's all training, let's find a time to bask in the sun! ?
32. It turns out that there is no favorite person at school, and there is really no motivation to go to school.
33. Countdown to the start of school, take time to have fun and go to school to catch up on sleep.
34. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.
35. Starting school is like going to jail.
36. If anyone calls me fat at the beginning of school, I will die with him.
37. Remember, you can't finish your homework with you.
38. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you. @
39.tell you a ghost story. There is still a week to go to school.
40, ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise!
4 1, those who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!
42. I'm about to start school. How can I comfort you?
43. Copying homework does not doubt whether the other party is doing it right, which is the basic morality of copying homework.
44, homework * *, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.
I want to tell you a terrible news. I want to cry without tears. I am very shocked and very sorry. Dear, your summer balance is less than 10 days. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another 5 months!
46. The current state is that you can't learn, you can't play, and you can't sleep.
47. Freshmen's opening ceremony is bullshit.
48. Train for an emergency March. After the instructor ordered attention, he was afraid that everyone would not get along. After a while, two words popped up:? As soon as you left, the arrogant team collapsed immediately?
49. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.
50. Talking to Grandpa about the hardships of preparing for the exam, Grandpa sighed? With the progress of the times, exams are not easy. Say what grandpa said, how about it? In their time, when there were questions that could not be done in the exam, they wrote Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it. ? .
5 1, you can't die in the summer vacation! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don't want to go with Mr. Xue Kai! I don't want it! Summer vacation, are you abandoning me? How am I going to live? Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you! Shit?
52, people in the classroom, reading is not as good as falling in love. Study for college entrance examination and fall in love with the next generation.
In fact, we like school, but we don't like class.
54. Have a rest during training and ask the monitor to sing. The monitor is from Guangdong, and the students require Cantonese. Monitor:? The lyrics will be forgotten, instructor:? It doesn't matter, sing, we can't understand anyway. ?
55. As homework, it is a shame that you can't finish it yourself.
56. In the eyes of parents, doing homework for 2 hours will be fine, and watching TV, playing computer and playing mobile phone for 5 minutes will be blind.
57. I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.
58. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.
59. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.
60. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.
6 1, all because it is too cold. I'm locked in bed, and I can't get out. I can't go to class.
62. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain!
63. In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!
64. I haven't studied for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.
65. What is a class teacher? It's a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your affection!
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