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What’s the story about the gangster who suddenly became popular? The funny classic funny copy of the gangster

2. I am probably the most calm person who cooks. After ordering takeout, I will play a game of king first, and then I will cook after finishing the game.

3. There is no target, but you have to be able to do the job better than others.

4. Run towards the person you like as you run towards the canteen.

5. People are like iron rice and steel. When eating, you have to work hard to make it delicious.

6. As long as you keep working hard, there is no weight you can’t catch up with. Come on, working man!

7. If I didn’t have this mouth, I would already have the Maserati.

8. In fact, I was moved, but it was more important for you to do the work, so I didn’t say anything.

9. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only the moment of working makes me feel calm and relaxed.

10. Just let yourself shine in this stinking rottenness, I have to go to work.

11. Some people worry about exams, others worry about the Biden-Trump campaign, and only I, a loser, worry about what to eat every day.

12. It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water a day, but to make eight bowls of rice, you only need to say I will treat you to dinner.

13. Those who don’t eat all join the women’s group. People like me who can only work can only join the Meituan.

14. How dare I fall in love with a loser? Am I worthy? My only job in life is to make a living, so why should I fall in love? When my partner is angry, I say that I’m going to have a job. Do I have to do it? In fact, my heart is moved. But I didn’t say it was important for you to do the work.

15. I really envy that I can do things I like without getting entangled in feelings and not mentally attached to others, but I only think about making men and making money.

17. Workers are also breadwinners, but only by eating well can they grow up well.

18. This is the secret of wolf cubs growing up in an instant, the breadwinner and the soul of the breadwinner.

19. Try to be a senior sister who doesn’t look easy to mess with at the beginning of school, so that no one dares to compete with me for food, and I can still make two more bowls of rice.

20. There is no bad food, only strong cooks.

21. I was at school holding hands with my boyfriend for a walk. I was at school: It’s time to eat, it’s time to eat, it’s time to eat.

22. Play with people from similar family backgrounds. Do you want to beg for food together?

23. Don’t call me a bachelor. I am different from them. I am the lightning wolf who works in the cafeteria.

24. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only the moment of cooking makes me feel calm and relaxed.

25. Some people worry about exams, some worry about the Biden-Trump campaign. Only I, a loser, worry about what to eat every day.

26. Sometimes my roommate will ask me: Why don’t you go to work every day? Just on the way to get some food? I said: If you are not active in doing things, you have a problem with your thinking.

27. We will work quietly and starve everyone to death.