Funny blessings

1. Don’t say I’m ruthless. Anyway, I sent a ten-cent text message. I didn’t hesitate to waste the battery power and risk my life by electromagnetic wave radiation. I didn’t consider the consequences just to give it to you. Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

2. I sincerely wish you that good things will chase you, your supervisor will pay attention to you, illness will avoid you, cars will give way to you, airplanes will avoid you, and your lover will love you deeply. Pain will stay away from you, happiness will follow you, and everything will go with you!

3. Don’t move! Raise your hands, those you know stand on the left, those you don’t know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Talking about you! Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your head in your hands, and listen to me carefully: No appointment for late night supper and morning tea, no company before and after holidays. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, but I miss you in my dreams.

4. There will be surprises after reading it in one breath: I wish you five blessings, six or six successes, a colorful life, majesty on all sides, concentricity, perfection, hundred years of happiness, thousands of miles, and endless destiny. Family Wealth gives you a carefully prepared gift! Wrapped with colorful moods, loaded with colorful blessings, twined with sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and joy, and delivered with auspicious snowflakes.

5. One pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck will always follow you; three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck will never be separated from you; five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, wealth will roll into your pocket; seven With eight jins of grapes and eight jins of oranges, may your wishes come true; with nine jins of mangoes and ten jins of melons, may you be happy and blossom.

6. There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it in the New Year, I won’t have the chance: You are really annoying - (please) people like it, and I will never hate it! Finally, I’ll say it again Add a sentence - Happy Holidays!

7. You will blow the wind of money, rain money, rain hail of gold and silver, form diamonds and ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearls and frost, and give birth to children. Agate fruit, be careful not to get smashed! Happy holidays!

8. Celebrate the festival with endless cheers; call interruptions are inconvenient; text messages of blessing fulfill my wish; I wish your family good health and a happy life. Make more money in the coming year; avoid busy lines!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy holiday; if you are two people, then happy holidays too; if you are a group of people, please tell me where you are Where.

10. If having money is also a mistake, I wish you make the same mistake again and again! Happy holidays!