Tomb-Sweeping Day's shocking jokes.

1, Tomb-Sweeping Day, my son went to visit the grave.

Son: Dad, you burned so many things for grandpa. Can he receive it?

Dad: I can get it.

Son: How does he accept it?

Dad: The courier went down.

2. There is a reading question on the primary school Chinese test paper, to the effect that a mother suffered a lot for her children and finally died.

After reading, ask the students to say a few words to their mother in Tomb-Sweeping Day one year later. A pupil wrote:? I wish my mother Tomb-Sweeping Day happiness, happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain! ?

I was playing cards with several colleagues in the office at noon yesterday, and one of them suddenly asked me: When will you pay back the money you owe me? I wanted to spend a few tens of dollars, so I casually replied, wait a few days. I'll be rich after Tomb-Sweeping Day. Suddenly, there was silence in the office.

4. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival.

Pedestrians on the road want to die.

There is a child standing happily by the road.

Holding a sign in his hand

It says. Happy Tomb-Sweeping Day?

At this time, a person has just lost his family.

Walk sadly to the grave

see

Very unhappy

Tell the children not to say that.

The children are very clever.

Wanted to mean to say 1:

? Happy family Tomb-Sweeping Day?

5. Gongsun Ce: My Lord, this flower is for you.

Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, you are really a gentleman. Our government alienated you and maintained their feelings. I didn't expect you to send flowers to our government! ? What are you trying to tell me? Never mind, go!

Gongsun Ce: What do the students want to say? Happy Tomb-Sweeping Day ~ ~

6. Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming. When Zhang San went to buy a sacrifice, he saw an Apple mobile phone made of paper. Some people don't agree: Aha, can ancestors burn Apple phones? The shopkeeper gave him a white look and said, Jobs went down to teach himself. Why do you care? Zhang San thought it made sense and bought one. Boss reminds: buy a charger! Be careful when you come back. If it's a small matter when you come back, it's troublesome to ask you to deliver it.

Later, when Zhang San left, he suddenly remembered, took a manned business card and said, in case of quality problems, let the ancestors directly find you!

7. Tomb-Sweeping Day, a colleague came back from a grave-sweeping, and sighed: Mingbi is made as real as it is now. It was a little puzzling when it was burned. With a wry smile, his wife called and said, didn't you go to the grave? Why don't you bring the money on the table? Besides, what about the 20 thousand yuan I just took today?

8, Qingming, he burned several trillion yuan of Ming coins, several knives of paper and more than a dozen gold ingots for his dead father. I thought my father would be very happy in that world, but the old man actually gave him a dream: "You unfilial son, can you do something else besides burning paper?" I'm not short of money, I just want to hug early now! Sun! Son! "He woke up in tears, insomnia. After thinking for a long time, I burned a little wet toilet paper for my dead father.

9, the Spring Festival has passed, and it is time to get ready for Qingming; Qingming Festival has passed, so it's time to prepare for May Day. After May Day, it's time to prepare for the Dragon Boat Festival. The Dragon Boat Festival has passed, and it's time to prepare for the Mid-Autumn National Day. After the National Day, it's time to prepare for the New Year's Day.

10 After work, Xiao Qiang is playing cards with several colleagues in the office. Suddenly one of them asked him, when will you pay me back the money you owe me? Xiao Qiang said casually: Wait a few more days, and I will have money after Qingming Festival. Then the whole office suddenly quieted down. ....