If a girl says how I feel that she is in a good mood, how should I respond humorously? Thank you!

If a girl says how I feel that she is in a good mood, how should I respond humorously? Thank you! Don't you know that happiness is contagious? When I am near you, I can't help being happy.

If a girl says how can I feel her good mood, how can I respond humorously? Go home and change clothes with my husband tonight. . .

I took off my pants and prepared to change into my pajamas. My husband suddenly said, wife, your pants are on backwards.

I said it doesn't matter that you are married. Nobody's watching.

My husband looked at me for a long time and said, I remember you were dressed straight when you went out in the morning. . .

Wife. . .

I told the girl that I was in a very good mood today. She said it was none of my business if you were in a good mood. Many boys don't chat with girls, so it's easy to offend girls, and sometimes they don't know what's going on.

Take street chatting as an example. The girl asks you, "Why should I know you?" If you answer "because you are beautiful, because I like you very much, because I think we can develop and so on." These are all pointing to the future and the future tense of men's targeted thinking, but the answer that girls can accept is not this, but now, which may have similar meanings. For example, a boy says, "Why should I know you? Because I just saw you, I'm a little touched. This is a feeling I haven't felt for a long time, and I'm afraid of missing it. So for example, a girl asks you, "Why do you want to have dinner with you?" "Because I can't eat without you." "Why do you want to go home with you?" "Because I can't sleep without you. "And so on, these are all qualified answers, even if you can't reach the goal, you won't lose points.

It is also a skill for girls to call me ugly and cute. How should I answer humorously? You can say that although I am ugly and not gentle, I am very coquettish.

If the girl who secretly loves me says that my brother is more handsome than you, what should I answer? Is your brother's girlfriend as beautiful as you?

If a girl says you don't seem to talk much about me, how do you answer her? She's just being nice to her. You didn't really express your feelings. She may want to see your reaction and sound out your thoughts; Either I don't call you, I want you to retreat. But this little thing is not important. After all, she hasn't made a choice yet, and you have the right to pursue happiness.

What should I say if the girl you like says to take your mother to the doctor? You should also go and pay for the doctor's consultation, so that their parents will have a good impression on you.

The girl said: I am more emotional than the girl. How can I answer humorously that I have feelings for you only because ... I care about you.

The girl said, put away your curiosity. How to answer? Hehe, it's time to change the topic, such as a story or a joke, to resolve the embarrassing situation. Please adopt!

My mood should be as beautiful as flowers. How should I answer humorously? When I was studying in the classroom at night, a faint fragrance suddenly came. I took a few intoxicating sips and couldn't help but sigh: "It smells good, like my mother's old fire soup, and tastes like chicken." At this time, the students in the front row turned around and said, "I farted really well." You are the first person to praise me for farting. Thank you for giving me motivation. I decided to put more. " I was dizzy. . .