Have you heard those helpless jokes?

I'm going to date a beautiful mm I haven't seen for a long time in the afternoon, and I'm very excited. Go to wash and go to the toilet as soon as you get up from lunch break. You are in a hurry! I just came out of the toilet and met my roommate. I want to ask if there is any gum in my eyes. As a result, my brain asked, "Is there shit in my mouth?" My roommate paused, looked at the toilet, looked at me, took two steps back and ran away ... I'm in a mess, don't run, let me explain. ....

(Mom forced Dad to give up smoking) After dinner, Dad became addicted to smoking. He stole it at the door while his mother was washing the dishes. Maybe he is too forgetful. He walked in the door before he finished spitting the last bite, and his mother saw him … Mom: "What are you doing!" " Dad: "I didn't smoke! ! ! "Mom:" Then what do you vomit! " Dad: "floating clouds." ..."

Spring Festival travel rush, Spring Festival travel rush for short. It is a national sports meeting sponsored by the Ministry of Railways and held once a year. The competition is divided into three categories: online ticketing, telephone booking and queuing to buy tickets. Each category is divided into five categories: slamming the mouse, pressing the key quickly, standing still, walking with heavy load and crossing the sea. About 200 million people from 23 provinces, 5 autonomous regions and 4 municipalities participated in the competition.

The man in the idol drama is still the protagonist without money. In reality, if he has no money, he will never want to be the leading role in his life. In the end, the men in the idol drama will win the beauty. In reality, he has no money but saves money to buy inflatable dolls.

A guy went to the hospital for a checkup and did a lot of tests. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! After reading your test results, I found that you have a potential homosexual tendency! ! And it's hard to cure! This guy said, oh, my god! What's the good news? The doctor said shyly, I find you very cute.

I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! One more bottle.

The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

I have thought about the words "special efforts", and I have achieved the first four. ..