Who wrote the joke about the construction site? That's great. It is dedicated to people engaged in engineering.

The beauty who sells the project is Han, and the project department is all single! Financial expenditure budget grass, construction team monks running around! The food in the canteen, the bed in the dormitory, and the woman who is engaged in engineering are scared to death! Everyone says the construction site is good, and everyone runs to the construction site! It is said that the food on the construction site is good, and grass is still hanging in the food. It is said that the construction site environment is good, and cockroaches are running around in the dormitory! Go to work every day and worry every day. I don't know when I can succeed. Good women don't marry engineering lang, they are busy all year round, don't meet each other in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and go home with a bag of rotten clothes! I am an engineering engineer, leaving my hometown and running around, tired and weak during the day, and busy with information at night; Iron shoes have a long way to go, measuring instruments are carried on the shoulders, sunny days and hot sun shine on the body, and two lines are printed on the mud in rainy days; The pain of homesickness is hidden in my heart and I am used to wandering around the world. I have been running around for many years and can't go home to accompany my parents; I don't care about lifelong events. My relatives and friends are urging me for candy, and I can't speak. I can only prevaricate with a smile; How to buy a commercial house when the salary is a little tearful? The pressure is too great to breathe, and the future is confused. Lovers are separated, and my sister wants her brother to go home early. The pain of lovesickness is hard for my sister to swallow, and the distance makes love yellow. A good woman doesn't marry an engineer, keeps the house all the year round, has no time to think about trivial matters at home, and is ashamed of her parents; The dim moonlight sprinkled on the ground, and the two brothers got together to drink and regretted that they had embarked on this road and helped each other in the same boat. Surface scenery, inner hesitation; The face is not old, but the heart is Cang Sang; Achievements are hard-won, and depression is frequent; Tired than mules, busy than ants; I am slightly better than migrant workers.