I am urgently looking for funny jokes, the more the better. Thank you. God, please help me.

There are too many, too many, and there is no way to copy them all for you. There is a word limit for answers here. Take a look at this website. Baidu, Google, Sosou, and the number one list of bad jokes: There are a lot of them collected. Of course I can also list some for you. Hope you are satisfied! 1. It is said that the origin of the cold joke is this story: the little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, " "Dad, dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?" 2. A child cried, and his father said: Be good. Don't cry for a while. Dad will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eating sweets. 3. A black cat rescued a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It said: "Look at it." ~~" 4. When my friend Li Shansi and I first moved, there was no TV at home and we were very bored. We pretended there was a TV on the table, and then the two of us pretended to have remote controls in our hands and could change the channel. This bastard kept changing the channel. I told him, but he didn't listen, and then we started fighting. 5. A mouse was hungry, so he went to McDonald's and ordered countless extra large meals. After eating, he still felt a little hungry, so he ate another French fries, and he bloated to death. 6. There was a penguin who had nothing to do and plucked himself out. Mao Wan plucked all his hair, and he said one thing: It's so cold. Sequel: There was a polar bear who had nothing to do, so he plucked his own fur for fun, and when it was all gone, he said something: That penguin was right. 7. Once upon a time, there was a bean paste bun that was pressed into its stomach by something unknown one day. The bean paste flowed out and he said: Ah! ! It turns out that there is bean paste in my stomach! ! 8. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said: "I am so tired, I feel like my whole body has softened." 9. Two tomatoes crossed the road, and a car passed by. One of them couldn't dodge and was crushed, and the other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed: Dig hahaha, ketchup... 1. Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, and he called the hundred dollar bill: "Hey ! Your son is here. If you don’t want us to tear it up, you can exchange it for him!” The hundred-yuan note thought for a moment and said, “Tear it up, you won’t even have 5 yuan left!” 2. Fatty got a girlfriend! , it blew up in less than a week. When my friend asked why, Fatty said: "She said... she felt tired after looking at me for a long time..." 3. After Fatty fell out of love, his mother was very anxious and took him to See a psychiatrist. "Doctor, my son always has suicidal tendencies after falling out of love. Please help him quickly~~~" The doctor asked: "Do you want to commit suicide?" Fatty said: "No...it's just that when I look in the mirror recently, I always feel I feel hungry..." 4. Piggy: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath? You're smellier than me." Chicken: "Mom won't let me." Piggy: "Why?" It was so obscene when I rubbed myself back and forth in the shower.” 5. Piggy and her mother went to a restaurant for dinner. Piggy wanted to eat “braised fat sausage” and was scolded by her mother. "Are you sick? Eat your own feces? - Waiter, let's eat steamed buns!" "What kind of stuffing do you want?" "Pork and green onions." 6. The dung beetle family went to have a picnic in the countryside. The dung beetle's mother asked: "Dear, you bring Have you got anything to eat?” “Bring anything to eat, don’t you see there are cows around? Let’s wait.” As a result, the dung beetle family drowned. ………… ………… Because the cow had a bad stomach and had diarrhea. 7. Xiaohuamei: "Mom, I don't feel well today. Can I not go to school?" Dahuamei: "Where do you feel uncomfortable?" Xiaohuamei: "I feel so sore all over my body, really." 8. Alone He was about to starve to death in the desert when he picked up the magic lamp. Magic Lamp: "I can only grant you one wish, please tell me quickly, I'm in a hurry.

"Man: "I want a wife..." The magic lamp immediately turned out to be a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "I'm almost starving to death and you're still greedy for beauty! sad! After saying that, he disappeared. Person: "...cake." 9. The earthworm family was very bored today, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton. Mother earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Dad earthworm thought about it and decided The mother earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" It will kill you if you cut it into pieces like this! "Earthworm's father said weakly: "...I suddenly want to play football. " 10. The camera and the mirror fell in love. The mirror said: "I am so sad. I have been photographed by others all my life, but I don't know what I look like. The camera said: "It doesn't matter, can I just take a picture of you?" "After the photo was developed... Mirror mm: "5555~~~Why is it still you in the photo..." 11. Moth Beetle: "Your mouth really stinks!" What did you eat? "Moth B:" I accidentally crawled into the pile of socks. ” 12. During the Spring Festival, the 100-yuan banknote gave his son a big red envelope for his 5-yuan wallet. The 5-yuan banker happily opened the red envelope and found that it was his mother. 13. After the earthworm’s father was injured, he lay in the hospital with bandages all over his body. The earthworm’s mother was responsible every day. Feeding Dad. Mother Earthworm was always worried that Dad refused to eat, so the nurse suggested opening her mouth and feeding him. After Mother Earthworm was discharged from the hospital, she said: "This hospital is really terrible. They don't give him food and they give him enema every day." ! " 14. The panda man wanted to rape the panda girl, but the panda girl resisted and refused to obey. After the panda man failed, he said angrily: "We are all going to be extinct~~~! ” 15. Tofu’s mother came to the kindergarten to pick up her child and chatted with the teacher. The teacher asked: “Mrs. Tofu, do you like hot pot?” "I really like it!" "That's great!" Actually...while playing hide and seek in the afternoon, your child hid in the refrigerator. ” 16. Millet: “Mom, I’m hungry!” "Mother Mi: "Good boy, dad can't find a job, and there is no food at home. "Xiaomili: "But I'm hungry~~~" Mi's mother: "Oh... okay, you go to the next door to borrow some pickles, and I'll boil the bath water for your father. " 17. On this day, a cute little girl came to the Guanyin Temple to offer incense for her mother. She clasped her hands together and couldn't kneel down. Suddenly she looked up, and there were crystal tears in the corners of her eyes. Her devout prayer moved Guanyin Bodhisattva: "What a filial child! Crane boy..." "Yes, Bodhisattva. "The next day, the little girl's mother started to grow a beard. Because, the little girl said: ..................................... ..................................... "Mom wants a little brother. 18. A patient went to his psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, think about my situation. My best friend ran away with my wife. They have been gone for more than a month." I feel so sad because I miss my friends." 19. The son said to his father: Dad, do you love me? The father said: Of course, do you still have to doubt it? The son said: Can you divorce your mother and marry her? The aunt selling candy next door is getting married