A two-minute joke

There is a speaker who wants to give a speech to everyone. On the first day, he went on stage and asked, "Do you know what I'm going to say?" Everyone said, "I don't know," so the speaker said, "I'll tell you when you know. He walked off the stage. The next day, after speaking on the stage, he asked, "Do you know what I'm going to say?" Everyone said, "Yes," and then said, "Now that you all know, what can I say?" After that, he walked off the platform. The audience began to talk: "If some of us say we will know tomorrow and others say we don't know, then he will stay. But on the third day, when he spoke again, he asked, "Do you know what I'm going to say? "Sure enough, some people said they knew, others said they didn't know, and they said," Let's tell the people who know. " ……

The second one:

Three students who didn't have classes went to the school cafeteria to get their meals in advance. They saw fried chicken on the menu. They thought, we all like fried chicken. Let's change the taste. So, the first classmate erased the word "you" on the chicken and became a fried bird. The second classmate wiped off the birds one by one again, and the fried birds turned into fried horses again! After class, the students go to the canteen to eat. One of them said, "Chef, give me a plate of fried horses." ……