Pupils' jokes

Mrs. Mary was taken to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" Yes, you used to be a teacher in Xicheng primary school? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled. I am your student. Mrs Mary smiled and relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have waited for this day for more than 20 years, and now I punish you for copying 1000 times. "I made a mistake when I ran the red light. I won't do it again."

Excellent thesis

Teacher: "Did you plagiarize this paper?"

Student: "Don't dare next time, please give me a break this time."

Teacher: "I wrote this paper six years ago."

Student: "Ah? ! Sorry, teacher, I didn't ... "

Teacher: "However, I decided to give you' excellent'."

Student: "Thank you, teacher, but why?"

Teacher: "At that time, my tutor only gave me a pass, but I always thought my thesis should be excellent."