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Sister Ting and Brother Yuer

The first time I met Brother Yuer was when I went to socialize with my boss.

At a round wine table for twelve people, the boss sat at the head seat. She leaned to the left and chatted enthusiastically with the woman sitting next to her. This is a woman with a slightly thin figure, fair skin, proper makeup, and good maintenance.

With a creak, the woman stood up and the chair moved back an inch.

"Yu'er is in the next room. I'll come over and drink with you later. I'll do it first as a token of respect."

He raised his neck and drained the half-full glass of red wine.

Everyone picked up their wine glasses and knocked them on the glass of the round rotating table, making clear sounds one after another.

"Thank you, Sister Ting, cheers!" People paid tribute to the woman one after another.

"Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!" He turned to his neighbor, clinked glasses and exchanged polite greetings.

"Let me introduce to you, this is my best friend Sister Tingting. Every time I come back from Beijing, I always go to her house for a big meal before going home," the boss told everyone introduced.

Responding laughter sounded like a roar, and the atmosphere became lively. As the host, Sister Tingting began to introduce her group of girlfriends. The men at the scene asked in a slightly flattering tone how to call these beauties, and the sharp-tongued girls replied sharply, "post-90s."

"This is Professor Wang, who just retired this year." A man with not very thick hair stood up and nodded to everyone.

"He is also our Lili's husband." Sister Tingting added, pointing to the girl who shouted the loudest that she was born in the 90s.

Another story about a successful old man marrying a beautiful young girl. It sounds dull and unimaginative, but the person involved is happy with it and is proud of it.

As I had almost nothing to do with this meal, I naturally sat at the door. Since I was not keen on socializing, I did not communicate with the people I met for the first time. I just kept my head down and ate. This was why the boss took me The promise I made when I came to the dinner party - to take you to eat delicious food.

The waiter served the food intermittently, and I devoured it as soon as the meal started. The food almost lost its fighting power in the middle of the meal, and then I listened to the small team chatting.

"Brother Zhang, tell me the truth, your girlfriend's score does not exceed three digits?" Lili asked the man sitting opposite with a Rolex watch in an exaggerated high-pitched voice that attracted everyone's attention.

"Not yet, not yet," Brother Zhang replied, seeking truth from facts.

"Hahaha, not yet, what about 99?" Lili asked.

Another bad street story, just as beauty never lacks love, wealth never lacks the company of beautiful women. I don’t know if Brother Zhang is happy, but the pride overflowing between the lines is really hard to hide.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm late, I'm late." A sturdy man walked in holding a wine glass.

"Brother Yu'er" "Brother Yu'er" Everyone stood up and greeted the man enthusiastically.

As he walked, Brother Yuer saluted the people passing by, patted the men on the shoulders, nodded to the girls, walked around half the round table to the main seat, and hugged my boss and my boss’s husband.

"Welcome back."

"I'm late, I'll punish myself with three drinks." After finishing the three small cups of Maotai, Brother Yu'er tilted the cup to signal everyone to drink from him Drink it all.

"Sorry for the poor hospitality."

The liquor in the wine dispenser was gone, so Sister Tingting naturally filled up Brother Xiaoyu's wine.

Seeing such a tacit understanding, I gossiped about the marriage relationship between these two people. Due to the previous two logics that money has nothing to do with true love, all that came to my mind were "extramarital affairs" and "mistress" "Superior", every good word. To be honest, Sister Ting does not look particularly young. Although she is well-maintained, she still looks over 35 years old. Brother Xiao Yuer is similar, but more mature.

Out of curiosity, I have been observing Sister Ting’s actions. When others tell jokes, she will laugh honestly, and everyone can feel her kindness. Because I was studying psychology, I paid special attention to her expressions and micro-expressions. I intuitively felt that this person was a very secure person, not awkward or entangled, and her expressions exuded peace and calm.

Everyone was talking about gossip, and when it came to the issue of whether the child was independent or not, Sister Ting actually took the initiative to answer the question.

"My child has made great progress while studying in a closed school. When he gets home, he does his homework without worrying about it. He gets up on time the next day without having to wake up."

"Then That's great. My child is in his third year of high school and he still needs to be called. What grade is your child in?" one person asked.

"The younger one is in the sixth grade, and the elder ones have gone to study abroad. When they left, they packed their luggage by themselves. They adapted very well outside." I read the relief and satisfaction in Sister Ting's expression. .

"How old is your eldest daughter?"

"She is fifteen. We just went to the United States this year. At the beginning, we were not worried about this or that. Now we don't worry about anything."< /p>

The eldest daughter is fifteen years old, and she still said so generously that the possibility of extramarital affairs is very low.

"Sister Ting fell in love early when she was 14 years old. Brother Yu'er was about sixteen or seventeen at that time." When we got back to the car, the boss talked to me about Sister Ting's story.

"Puppy love?"

"Yes, Brother Yu'er didn't study well. He worked as a security guard after graduating from junior high school. Life was very hard."

"What about Sister Ting?"

"Sister Ting wanted to be with Brother Yu'er, but her family didn't agree, so she stayed up until she graduated from junior high school and went out to work before she was admitted to high school."< /p>

"Is Sister Ting not good at studying? Or is it intentional?" I felt strange.

"She said she is not interested in studying, who knows."

"Then only the person involved knows."

"Sister Ting also did Waiters have all had their difficulties." The boss sighed, and then he became happy and thought of something fun, "Brother Yu'er is very funny. He often talks loudly when he drinks too much, don't look at you, Sister Ting. She has read too many books, but she is very sensible. No matter how hard it is, she never scolds her husband for being useless like other wives."

I don't drink, so I don't know." How true is the saying "tell the truth while drunk", but when people are drunk and unconscious, it is easier to take off their masks and defenses, and they may be talking about what they care about most deep down. .

The boss said that from a young gangster to the chairman of a chain restaurant, Brother Yuer was the person who had the most complete transformation she had ever seen.

On the day she returned from the business trip, Sister Ting held a banquet to see her boss off.

When talking about Brother Zhang, who claims to have less than three digits of girlfriends, Sister Ting was quite disdainful.

"He has been divorced three times. His first wife gave birth to a child. He ran away as soon as he saw it was his daughter. Later, the woman searched for him all over the world and called my husband's mobile phone asking questions. Where is Brother Zhang? When his second wife gave birth to a baby, he ran away again. His second wife searched for him all over the world. His third wife was much younger than him and said she wanted to study in Singapore. If we don’t agree, we get divorced again. He is so irresponsible, and my husband said that he has never seen such an irresponsible person in his life.”

Everyone discussed it. Their attitudes were all different. I suddenly discovered that the most frequent word for Sister Ting was "responsibility."

Because it was a late flight, the boss told Sister Ting to go home first and not accompany us. Sister Ting said, "It's okay. The fish will come to pick me up later."

In late autumn and early winter, the temperature difference between day and night is large. Wearing a skirt during the day does not matter. The high-cut boots protect the legs and the vest protects them. It's warm on my chest and back. As the sun set in the west, I immediately understood what winter was, and I was shivering with cold.

Coming out of the revolving door of the hotel, a cold wind blew, and everyone unconsciously shrank into their coats. Brother Yuer happened to come to take Sister Ting home.

After shaking hands and hugging everyone, Brother Yuer said goodbye to his boss. While talking, he took off his coat and handed it to Sister Ting. Sister Ting took it and put it on, all in one go, which couldn't be more natural.

I don’t know why, but the down-to-earth look of Sister Ting taking over the coat so naturally echoed in my mind for a long time. “I intuitively feel that this person is a very secure person.” Maybe it’s because of this.

This is a very beautiful story, so beautiful that it makes people believe that love can last forever.