Funny joke: Dear, is this your first time?

Funny pictures joke: Rats and children are born to have a wedding night, and the bride and groom enjoy the joy of the world with tears in their eyes. An hour later, the bride became quiet. The bride whispered, honey, is this your first time?

The groom didn't expect the bride to ask this question. I don't know what medicine she is selling in the gourd! The groom smiled and said, this is my first time. Do I have to give my first time to the person I love most?

The bride said sweetly, I don't believe it.

The groom touched her gently and asked, why don't you believe it?

The bride said, because your movements are very skilled.

The groom froze, but this action can't fool people! But in any case, we must stabilize her and not let her know her past. The groom said with a smile, you forget that I am a mouse!

The bride looked at the groom and asked inexplicably, what does this have to do with the mouse?

The groom said, it doesn't matter. There is a saying that dragons give birth to dragons, and chickens give birth to chickens. Rats and children are born with holes. I was born a mouse. I don't need to learn. I was born good at making holes!

The bride giggled, the groom nodded, smiled and said, you can talk and make holes! ,,